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jamie flam

Step into my trousers.

About Me

I like comedy and music and The Los Angeles Lakers and burritos, sometimes all at the same time!

My Interests

Comedy, Writing, Improv, Video Makin', Big Boner Surprise

I'd like to meet:

people that are always dropping large sums of money on the ground and when you pick it up and try to give it back they are like "Ahh, thanks! Why don't you just keep it for being so honest!"

Music:

American Analog Set, Animal Collective, David Axelrod, Badly Drawn Boy, Beatles, Bedhead, Beulah, Black Sheep, Blanket Music, Boards of Canada, Boyjazz, Boyz II Men, Broken Social Scene, Built to Spill, Busdriver, Busta Rhymes, Carpenters, Chad Van Gaalen, Clientele, Coctails, Curtis Mayfield, David Axelrod, David Bowie, De La Soul, Dead Milkmen, Dismemberment Plan, DJ Shadow, Dolly Parton, Donald Byrd, Doors, Edan, Elizabeth Cotten, Elliott Smith, Eugene McDaniels, Four Tet, Gastr Del Sol, Grant Green, Idaho, James Brown, Jens Lekman, Jim Croce, JYPU, John Fahey, Kings of Convenience, Kinks, Love, M. Ward, M83, Madvillian, Magnetic Fields, Marvin Gaye, Meanest Man Contest, My Bloody Valentine, Neil Young, Pernice Brothers, Pixies, Plug, Prefuse 73, Prince Paul, Red House Painters, Sam Prekop, Sea and Cake, Sigur Ros, Silver Jews, Smiths, Spinal Tap, Stevie Wonder, TW Walsh, Versus, Ween, Weird Al "Fucking" Yankovic, Yo La Tengo

Movies:

Babe, Airplane, Top Secret, Borat, Wet Hot American Summer, Radio Days, The Three Amigos, Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap, UHF, Lost in Translation, Nacho Libre, Kingpin, Fargo, The Search for One Eyed Jimmy

Television:

The Simpsons, Strangers With Candy, Mr. Show, Entourage, Sledgehammer, Alf, Punky Brewster, Andy Milonakis, Adult Swim, Reno 911, Daily Show, Wonder Showzen, Yo! MTV Raps, Charles In Charge, TV Funhouse, Dog Bites Man, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Good Job, Human Giant, Little House on the Prairie

Books:

The World According To Garp, Broom of the System, The Windup Bird Chronicle, The Twits, Portnoy's Complaint,Wigfield, Hotel New Hampshire, The Sun Also Rises, Catcher in the Rye, Dharma Bums, Cat's Cradle

My Blog

Be-Bop Heroin Hour 10: Billoon, Goebel, Miracle, Bowser, Flam + Moore (get it?)

Come out, friends!The Be-Bop Heroin HourHosted by Jamie Flam and Hugh Moore.Friday, May 30th, 10:30pmAt THE WESTSIDE ECLECTIC. (1323-A Third Street Promenade) Only $5!Also with:Michelle Billoon (The ...
Posted by jamie flam on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:35:00 PST

I was pulled over last night...

by BUTT PATROL.  They were total dicks, claiming my butt was getting bigger at a steady pace, but that if I put my mind to it I could add girth to it at rates never seen before in this country. T...
Posted by jamie flam on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:47:00 PST

More MySpace Poetry

Fantastic rhythms the myspace beat, pulsatin through my sugar-veins like molasses And then the DJ stops the record and gets on the mic and announces that "Myspace is made of gold" And the ...
Posted by jamie flam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my space poetry

m is for my y is for yo, yo, yo! s is for space p is for pretty sweet a is for assblasters! c is for creatures of the night (fireflies) e is for el pollo loco
Posted by jamie flam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST

sucking it hard, sucking it slow

the other day i was sucking it when it hit me, I shouldn't be the one sucking it, YOU should be the one sucking it. That said... SUCK IT!
Posted by jamie flam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST