Lil Squishy |
My sister's Lil Squishy is here!!! She's such a doll face. I must say, she's rather attractive for a newborn. They're usually all smooshy and splotchy and bloody. ewww. L...
Posted by chiara on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST |
Hollyweirdness, holyradness, hip period pieces... |
The other day I was treated to the most wonderous and weirdest of phone calls at my place of employment. Upon answering the phone, I was greeted by an extremely enthusiastic and affected voice o...
Posted by chiara on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST |
WWTCD? |
This morning, I went to an interview with a company that contacted me regarding an opening they have. Knowing very little about the company, save for the basics and that they were fairly reputable (w...
Posted by chiara on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:27:00 PST |
bring me your stuff |
and i will lay all over that shit. the above is my cat's motto. seriously, anything of use to me that's arranged on a flat surface, pinky will either place himself amidst said stuff or just smother ...
Posted by chiara on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:27:00 PST |
nerd town |
i spoke to my radio crush this morning. so exciting. me: thanks for taking my call, i loooove your show. me thinking: dude, i did not just say that on the air. i heart FORU...
Posted by chiara on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:50:00 PST |
what a sick, perverted genius... |
this made me laugh. however, it's totally disturbing and disgusting at the same time. c'mon ladies...you mistook this guy for an actual doctor? was your dirty old man radar not working?&n...
Posted by chiara on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:05:00 PST |
so solid poo. |
this morning was the first time in four days that my fecal matter was an actual solid. VIVA la MEXICO!! i swear it was the shot of gasoline (mescale) i had on sunday night. aren't ya glad yo...
Posted by chiara on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST |
r.i.p. kiwi (1992-2006) |
you little fuzzy monster.love you forever, you sassy feral thing. i'm so glad i got to live with you the last few weeks.:( :)...
Posted by chiara on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:26:00 PST |
home again, home again, jiggy jig jig |
much like the new, wearisome fox "comedy" free ride (which one half hour of my life was wasted upon last night),* i've moved back home with my parents. it's a temporary thing; a pit stop before headi...
Posted by chiara on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 05:11:00 PST |
to all those folks.... |
who write (or speak) about themselves in the third person, then call attention to it, like it's somehow witty and ironic: we get it. you have no friends.
Posted by chiara on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:48:00 PST |
