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Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!!

WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME!

About Me

Hi! I'm Phil! I see people out there who play the myspace game very well. They've got lots of models in the top 16 who send them "Happy Hump Day" pics with naked women humping something (usually not on a Wednesday...I don't think they get the joke), and they leave messages like "Whatz up babay!? Hit me back this Saturday wit y'allz sexy self." Well I just want you to know...I WON'T PLAY YOUR GAME! No myspace sex for this guy!

That being said.......please love me.... Hit me back....

My Interests

I am a manager of production for cell phone video by day, comedian by night, food-eater by lunchtime kinda guy. I like to do other things though too! I like...um...talking to people...

Come to think of it, I'm just going to list the things that I wish I was interested in so I sound more interesting. Starting over:

International spying, mountain climbing, learning about fine wine and cigars, modeling, fine dining, currently learning Mandarin (my sixth language), breaking the world record for amount of chin ups in one hour, bare-knuckle boxing, and, of course, continuing my collection of fine art from the 16th century.

I'd like to meet:

A basket full of puppies!

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Music:

Less Than Jake, Frank Sinatra, Nofx, Goldfinger, Sublime, Atom and his Package, Neil Diamond, Ludo, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Vandals, Reel Big Fish, Zebrahead, Led Zep, Tally Hall, Eminem, Weezer, Mr. Trippalot, Tally Hall, the music I compose, and theme songs to old television shows. Thanks for all the gems Alan Thicke!!!

Movies:

One word: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Television:

Party Animals, The State, Sopranos, Arrested Development, Kids in the Hall, 24, Six Feet Under, Da Ali G Show, Simpsons (on occassion) Family Guy, South Park, The Daily Show, The Cobert Report, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, Reno 911!, Mr. Show, Freaks and Geeks, Cheers, Brownies and the Blade, and, of course, Oh My Gods!

Did I mention that I just got a Tivo? I never have to leave the house again!

Books:

Whatever is handed to me. I need people to screen them for me first.

Heroes:

"A hero is someone who kills people...people that wish him harm..." -Dwight, "The Office"

My Blog

Abstractshun

bag, bag, bag, bag, bag, human, bag, bag, human, bag"Cheer up. He's fine."Denver's delayed. Explanation---------------no.Bluetooth talking to air. Motioning to air. Looking...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

Improv and such ("such" meaning "other things")

What a weird time it's been lately. Weird isn't bad. It's actually quite good. But absolutely crazy nonetheless.The Corporation, the totally awesome improv group for which I am a part, had a few ch...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:50:00 PST

2006 Look Back!!!

Yes...I've been reflecting. And not because I'm afraid to sleep in because I'm still having the nightmare where I'm eaten by crocodiles. Maybe partially... But it's been a big year. Random thought...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

Wistful blog to Craig...

Hey everyone (and Craig)!I just realized while looking through old blogs (can't sleep and uninspired to write) that it's been over 2 YEARS that I've been blogging on myspace (once in a blue moon). Fo...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

Thoughts of struggling in LA...

I can't sleep tonight. I'm tired as hell, but I can't stop thinking the same thing as every entertainment biz wannabe: Where do I want to do, and how do I get to do it?I want to be a comedy writer. ...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST

Sex with monkeys?!?!

I can't believe you clicked on that subject...perv...Six words to sum up tonight; GO DEMS GO DEMS GO DEMS! What a great election year (statistically, as most of you are from LA or Ann Arbor, for abou...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

All work and no play makes Phil...something...something

Wow...yet again...I am back from disappearing for a long long time (again). Just a quick update to let you people know what's been going on (yes...I referred to all of you as "you people"...what are ...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y...NIGHT!

And I'm on the internet. I'm so damn punk!Wow...I haven't posted in a while... Sorry for all of you that had nothing to read for a month. Now prepare to be literate again.Tonight I had yet another ...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:24:00 PST

In my humble opinion... sick days aren't fair.

It's 10:30 am and I'm not at work?! That must mean I'm sick! HOORAY! A day for sprite, DayQuil, and crappy day time TV! But there's one problem: I feel like a train has been rammed up my nose, the...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST

PhilRanta.com!!!

Don't bother going...there's nothing there...yet.Yes, whilst surfing the internet I made the discovery that PhilRanta.com is open...and me, having the same name as the website (except for the dot-com ...
Posted by Phil? Phil?! PHIL!!!! on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST