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Cheddar Cheeseâ„¢

Cheddar Cheese. The best cheese out there.

About Me


whateverlife.comWell, my name is Cheddar Cheese. I personally think I'm the best cheese around, but idk bout the rest of you. I've been aged for 100 years so I'm EXTRA tasty. I'm not black or white or mexican, but I am orange. And no, I'm not a racist, i'm just one of a kind i guess.
+ Cheddar cheese is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
+ While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Cheddar cheese!
+ Cheddar cheese can last longer without water than a camel can!
+ Medieval knights put the skin of Cheddar cheese on their sword handles to improve the grip.
+ The porpoise is second to Cheddar cheese as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
+ The difference between Cheddar cheese and a village is that Cheddar cheese does not have a church!
+ All shrimp are born as Cheddar cheese, but gradually mature into females!
+ It's bad luck for a flag to touch Cheddar cheese.
+ Women shoplift four times more frequently than Cheddar cheese!
+ Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Cheddar cheese.

My Interests

Well, I like getting people constapated when they eat to much of me. I'm just warning everyone not to eat a lot of me unless you are near a toilet, if you know what I'm saying =)

I'd like to meet:

All the cheeses in the whole world!
CHEDDAR CHEESE
Cis forCynical
His forHonest
Eis forEnjoyable
Dis forDramatic
Dis forDelightful
Ais forAdaptable
Ris forRebellious
is for
Cis forClassy
His forHappy
Eis forEnergetic
Eis forExcellent
Sis forSincere
Eis forExcellent What Does Your Name Mean?

Music:

I'm pretty much a hardcore gangsta. So i'm always listening to rap & hiphop.

Books:

I'm not much of a reader...