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The Goat

Blood of a Human Cow

About Me



I am a goat. I am often seen around the St. James.

My Interests

Milk, cheese, wine, parchment, cashmere, shrubs, trees, theatres, you name it, I like it.

I'd like to meet:

Other goats for friendship, partying, possible goat orgies.

Music:

The Lonely Goatherd is a favorite. Also The Goat Song. Karaoke is nice - anything I can bleat along to.

Movies:

Goat, La Chevre, Goat on Fire and Smiling Fish, xtro (aka Judas Goat), Piper the Goat and the Peace Pipe, The Goat Sucker, Anybody's Goat; Superman Returns, Pirates of the Caribbean 2, The Wicker Man, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - thanks for the cameos, guys!

Television:

The Iron Goat Trail; Hogan's Goat.

Books:

Three Billy Goats Gruff; Goat Song; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Heroes:

Frank, the mascot of Livejournal; my cousins the Tennessee Fainting Goats; Adam Sandler; the goat that contributed to the Pashmina shawls sold on 46th and 8th. Shout-out to J.K. Rowling for all the love!!

My Blog

Why must my relatives always embarrass me?

Man  Accused of Sex with Goat Says He Was Trying to Milk Animal
Posted by The Goat on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:35:00 PST

Check out this video: Ms. Pac Man: Feminist Hero?

Watching this was much better than fainting and eating that paper bag that's been sitting in the corner.Ms. Pac Man: Feminist Hero? Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by The Goat on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

Check out this video: Vodka in a Stapler

The goat approves. It's hard out here fo' a goat, but this makes it easier.Vodka in a Stapler Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by The Goat on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Check out this video: Funny trained goat

Funny trained goat Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by The Goat on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

The sad tale of my Sudanese sister

Some of you have been following the story of my dear sister Rose since I first broke the news of her shotgun wedding to the man who took advantage of her.  Now, alas, the story has come to a sad ...
Posted by The Goat on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:07:00 PST

Baaaah.

The goat does not understand this concept of "blog".  What is this "blog" of which you speak?  The goat would rather several bales of hay plus an all-expenses paid trip to Foggy Bottom.
Posted by The Goat on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:54:00 PST