Giving Thanks is a Sign of Weakness |
A lot of people have asked me how the Schrutes enjoyed the traditional holiday of "Thanksgiving." The answer is simple. We did not. Celebrating a holiday that encourages blind appreciation for everyth...
Posted by Dwight on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST |
I Do Not Believe in Lycanthropes |
Seeing as it's the second to last week in October, it seems fitting to discuss the major event that will soon be upon us: the full moon. This cannot taken lightly, as it only happens once every 29 and...
Posted by Dwight on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Time Encapsulated |
Hello internetizens. I have returned from my web logging hiatus. You may be asking yourself, "what happened to Dwight all summer?" Shut up. It's none of your business. Just focus on the present. In th...
Posted by Dwight on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST |
When Ninjas Attack! |
Every year, when summer comes, my mind goes to one place and one place only, Ninjas.Every time you read about Ninja's attacking somebody or assassinating some public figure, it seems to happen in the ...
Posted by Dwight on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST |
WEB LOG |
Welcome to my web log.When I die, here's how I want my funeral.I would like Michael Scott to fashion my coffin from Dunder Mifflin paper boxes and duct tape. My pillow will be the cushion from my chai...
Posted by Dwight on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST |
Beets and Me |
"It is difficult to believe how the hardy, crunchy often rough looking exterior of raw beets can be transformed into something wonderfully soft and buttery once they are cooked."-The Internet"Beets ha...
Posted by Dwight on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST |
That's the POWER that makes the world go 'round. |
"Knowledge is power." - Frances Bacon"Information is power." - Dwight Schrute"Power is power." - Dwight SchruteWhen I was a little boy (age 11), my Uncle Grit, tookme out back to the stand of maples...
Posted by Dwight on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST |
THE FALL IS HERE AND SO ARE WE |
First of all, "fall" is my favorite of the fourseasons (next to summer and spring of course). And here is a little known fact: They call it fallbecause people fall down a great deal over all theleav...
Posted by Dwight on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST |
LOST BATTLESTAR |
Dwight Schrute here with a much belated addition to my blog.Where the F- have you been!?, scream my (literally) hundreds of readers.Well, Ill tell you. There have been some big changes at Dunder-Mif...
Posted by Dwight on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:16:00 PST |
MY MORNING, by DWIGHT K SCHRUTE |
GOOD MORNING VIET-SCRANTON!!!!!!!!!!This morning I followed my regular routine:Woke up at 4:45 AM.Ate 3 eggs (over hard) with 6 strips of bacon and 10microwave tater tots (Ore-Ida [which, by the way,s...
Posted by Dwight on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:07:00 PST |
