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Lobster

I AM a lobster!!!

About Me

Hey there, Lobster here - a.k.a. Homarus Americanus for all you binomial nomenclature freaks out there. Not much to say about me I guess. I basically just chill on the sea floor with my fellow crustaceans, eating worms, sea stars, and sea urchins, molting my exoskeleton when necessary, and using my powerful pincer claw to capture my prey.

Did you know Lobster blood is a clear liquid? Well, it is!!!

I just got into weight lifting recently, so I'm trying to bulk up my thorax and impress the ladies when mating season comes around. What's really cool about us lobsters is that we have decentralized nervous systems and no cerebral cortexes, which means that we can't feel pain. Boy, does that come in handy when I'm pumping iron at the gym! I can go on for days and days on the chest press, alternating my lifts with one of my six legs... but enough about me, tell me about yourself!

My Interests

Working out, molting, regenerating appendages, avoiding lobster traps, traveling hundreds of miles along the sea shore, turning cannibalistic when in confined spaces with other lobsters, boiling while I'm still alive in order to be feasted upon by hungry humans

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking forward to meeting other lobsters interested in weight lifting or just hanging out and playing Nintendo. In fact, you don't even need to be a lobster, you can just be someone who wears red sweatshirts, or red t-shirts, or has ever been called a lobster. If you've ever been called a lobster and been ashamed, now's your chance to let your inner crustacean shine. There's nothing to be scared of, just let go, and join me on an adventure!

(Word of advice: Don't get caught in a lobster cage with me, because us lobsters are known for eating our own kind when in confined spaces.)

Music:

Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Tool, Nas, Limp Bizkit, NWA, Lil Jon, anything that gets me totally PUMPED!

Movies:

Terminator 2, Rambo, Tears of the Sun, Biker Boyz, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ace Ventura, 28 Days Later, Evil Dead

Heroes:

PETA, The B-52's, Mary Tyler Moore, http://www.lobsterlib.com

My Blog

Impostor Alert!

So I'm at the bottom of the sea floor (as usual, lol) resting up after a long day at the gym building up my luscious lobster lats - which are fucking sweet and big, by the way - by chillin' out with a...
Posted by Lobster on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:12:00 PST