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Kester Frijoles

El nombre de Kester no esta Ketchup.

About Me

Kester drank a lot of water and now Kester needs to pee (in Mexico).

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Picking things up that Kester finds on the ground (in Mexico) and either putting them in Kester's mouth, pocket, or back where they belong. Counting Kester's toes (in Mexico). Walking with Kester's hands in Kester's pockets (in Mexico). Looking at things (in Mexico). Smelling pizza (in Mexico). Picking tomatoes out of peoples sandwiches when they aren't looking (in Mexico). Scratching and/or itching itches (in Mexico). Vaccum cleaners (from Mexico). Trying on underpants for a day and then returning them to the store where Kester bought them (in Mexico).

I'd like to meet:

chicas (preferably female) in Mexico.

Music:

Any music that lends itself to crotch thrusts and/or the two finger twist... IN MEXICO.

Movies:

Kester is a ladies man in Mexico, so Kester likes the Ladies Man because Kester can relate (in Mexico).

Television:

Daytime soaps are great (in Mexico). You know, like Days of Our Lives and such. Yes, but American Idol and TRL are Kester's favorites because Kester loves being told what Kester likes (in Mexico).

Books:

Kester says books are for nerds (in Mexico), except for The Hardy Boys or anything else written by another brother (in Mexico).

Heroes:

Kester is far to cool to have a hero (in Mexico), but if Kester had to pick one Kester would say Jesus (in Mexico)... either that or Kester (in Mexico)... its really a toss up between the two (in Mexico).

My Blog

The reason why

Apparently God placed at least 2 of the Wayans Brothers on this planet so they could make really really bad movies with retarded plot lines and other things that make the movies that they appear in ve...
Posted by Kester Frijoles on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:51:00 PST

vendetta

I have a vendetta (blood feud) against leaf blowers. The amount of leaves and dust that they can blow do not justify the amount of noise that they create. Therefore, I do not like them. Use a rak...
Posted by Kester Frijoles on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:52:00 PST

ignore these four words


Posted by Kester Frijoles on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:45:00 PST

totally sick, bro

Throwing up takes a lot out of you. Look for pictures at a later date when I can figure out how to add them on here. later....
Posted by Kester Frijoles on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:53:00 PST

shaneekwa

I was recently dumped but my imaginary girlfriend. It's okay because it's not like she was that hot. I mean she sort of hunched over her cane when she would hobble in my direction,...
Posted by Kester Frijoles on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:19:00 PST

I'm a large medium

Always try on the large, even if you think that the medium will fit. Sadly I did not have the same foresight, and consequently my DMB t-shirt will probably become too small. sad smiley face ... aauh m...
Posted by Kester Frijoles on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 12:26:00 PST

my 3rd blog.... now I'm a real man.

I'm trying to grow out my hair in preparation for the chilly winter months. This is a sticky situation, however, as if I end up trying too hard I could very well become stressed and sta...
Posted by Kester Frijoles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

explaination of this page *read if you are in a quest for knowledge

read "land ho" for an explaination... oh and look at my pictures because gosh dern I'm one attractive character, especially with a goatee (if that is how you spell that word..)
Posted by Kester Frijoles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

land-ho!

Oh, hello there. I didn't see you come in. Hi, I'm John, and incase you don't know me, nearly all of this smeck on this page is rubbish that I pulled from the deepest caverns of my mind in a quick 5 m...
Posted by Kester Frijoles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST