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Captain Jack Sparrow™

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About Me


Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honeslty. Its the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. But then I can always use the French word parley. You came here because you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it? Well then congratulations mate, now you may remember this as the day you actually caught, Captain Jack Sparrow. Well at least on Myspace anyway. But not to be discouraged mate. I am in port here in good old Hollywood while my ship is being repaired... and... restocked... and... re-crewed... Well, all right I confess, it is my intention to port here in Hollywood to show up at parties, make new crew members, meet beautiful winches, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise drinking my wheezy black guts out. It is my professional opinion that Myspace will be the best ally for this undertaking.
So... If you love doing the things I do, seeing the things I do, and drinking the same WAY I do, request me and I will add you to me crew.
WHAT SAY YOU?!?!?!?!

My Interests

My Black Pearl is the only thing of interest to me mate.
Not much is known about Captain Jack Sparrow. There are stories, of course, stories about how he vanished from under the noses of seven agents of the East India Company, how he sacked Nassau Port without ever firing a shot, how he recruited a crew of find the legendary Isle de Muerte and was marooned for his efforts, and how he escaped from abandonment by roping several sea turtles together to make a raft. In any case, its been ten years since Jack was forced to watch Firstmate (and now Captain) Barbossa sail away with is beloved ship, the Black Pearl. He's been wandering about the Caribbean (and possibly the world) ever since, looking for Barbossa and the chance to recover this ship. He's also heard of the curse (and isn't sure if it's true or not) and knows recovering his ship won't be easy -- others have heard of the curse as well, and aren't too keen on going up against a band of unkillable, undead pirates who are so ruthless as to make other pirates shudder to even think about it.

Appearance:
Jack stands 5'10", with a lean build and deeply tanned skin.
His black hair is worn in an amazing variety of dreadlocks and braids, and strung with an assortment of beads, baubles, and what look like bones. On his right arm is branded the letter "P", marking him as a pirate by the East India Company. Above that is the tattoo of a sparrow. His left arm looks to have been badly burned at one point, and he bears the scars of two musket balls on his right breast. - Mr Gibbs

I'd like to meet:

PLEASE LADIES AND GENTS.. PLEASE DO ADD ME... IM A FRIENDLY PIRATE OF SORTS AND IF UR A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY DO, DO YOUR SELF THE PLEASURE OF MAKING SURE I AM YOUR MYSPACE FRIEND. BECAUSE MY SPACE IS YOUR SPACE AND MY BED IS WELL, YOUR BED, BUT I CAN DISCUSS FURTHER DETAIL OF THAT NATURE ELSE WHERE!!! JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME RUM!!!

Music:


Movies:



Cutthroat Island, The Sea Hawk, The Black Pirate, Captain Blood, Blackbeard the Pirate, The Swiss Family Robinson, The Black Swan, Mutiny on the Bounty, Anne of the Indies, Abbot and Costello Meet Captain Kidd, Captain Kidd and the Slave Girl, The Crimson Pirate, The Buccaneer, Ice Pirates, Hook, Peter Pan, Neverland.

Television:

Rest a sure I am a sucker for cartoons, someone should make one of me! Ahh there you go, and just you remember little mates, you cant watch Captain Jack Sparrow, with out eating like him, Savvy?

Books:

Are the books and story you've read about me have any truth to them, you say?

Heroes:

Ahhh good old Dad..

Sir Francis Drake, Sir Henry Morgan, Jean L'Olonnais, Edward Teach, (Calico) Jack Rackham, Anne Bonny, Mary Reade, Morgan & Dog Adams, Bartholomew Roberts, Samuel Bellamy, Thomas Tew, William Kidd, Henry Every, Jean Laffite, Kuo Hsing Yeh, Ching Yih, Keith Richards