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Knife Girl

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About Me

So I'm FINALLY back in school. Started at CU Boulder spring semester and am going for a double major in Biochemistry and Molecular Biology; you know, the easy stuff. It should be fun. I love my biofundamentals class, my professor is totally insane! Currently managing a physical therapy office in Boulder as well. Life is good :)I am a retired massage therapist, a hyperbaric technician, a Wellness Coach and an International Trainer for Usana Health Sciences. I teach people about nutrition, why they need to take supplements and how to be healthy.
One day I am going to cure breast cancer, but in the mean time I am just trying to help people understand how to prevent degenerative diseases such as cancer, stroke, heart disease, diabetes, Alzheimer's, osteoporosis, obesity, etc.
I am an odd type of person in that I prefer to be busy with several jobs, like running companies, taking classes to learn how to cure breast cancer. I like being independent and capable of helping my friends out if they need it, I am blessed to have the BEST friends in the world! I am the type of friend that is always there for my true friends and will always be honest and frank. And while I use to like to think of myself as a "realistic optimist", realist is rather a loose term in relation to my perception, as I tend to live in a fantasy world that I make up as I go. The rules are always changing because, as we all know, if you can't win playing by the rules, change the game. Plus, I just don't like thinking that the world is as disgusting and retarded as it seems.
I am ultra Gemini, I can change face for any situation and get along well in any extrapersonal setting. Evidenced by my seemingly dualistic lifestyles as a healer and martial artist (Kali, Silat, Muay Thai, JKD, and recently an interest in Capoeira).
I am generally kind and considerate and one hell of a smart ass. I am a highly spiritual person and I would rather have a deep conversation about the workings of the universe than almost any thing else. And if you want to get into politics my basis is Pro personal FREEDOM, regardless of who that offends!
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Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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My Interests

Knives, Chemistry, Blades, Dancing, Guns, Philosophy, Martial arts, Sailing, Reading, Roller blading, Chess, and Blanketing the world in knives.

I'd like to meet:

I want to move to a tropical beach for the summer where they speak spanish... Any one for a beach bum roommate?I like to be around strong people that are open minded and have a thirst for life. People who see the world as what they can make of it, and not what it does to them; people who aren't victims. I enjoy learning from my friends, be it skills, life lessons, or ideas. I'll give anyone at least one chance. I would like to meet higher life forms and I despise LIERS. I don't have many women messaging me and I'd like to meet some cool women to hang out with! I like to go out nightclubbing, so if you want to hang with a cool chick and weird dancer, we should party.

Music:

Verata Nicto, Push Point, Infected Mushroom, Disturbed, Nirvana,Tori Amos, Queens Rych, Evenessence, Cleft, LOA, Savage Garden, Metalica, NIN, Blink 182, I'm a little bit country and a whole lotta Rock n' Roll.

Movies:

I Am Legend, 300, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Death to Smoochie, the Matrix trinity, Thank You for Smoking *helarious!*, Superman, The Big Lebowski, Resident Evil 1&2, TEAM AMERICA (FUCK YEAH), anything with Jim Carry, Anything with Angelina Joli, action, comedy, martial arts. I love to quote movies, no matter how dumb I look when the person I'm talking to has no frame of reference.

Television:

I try not to afflict the idiot box on myself as much as possible, but I have watched the Simpsons since they started, and I'm not stopping now! Zim is awesome too, but I try to watch DVDs more than TV anyway.

Books:

Unintended Consequences, Stephen King, Becoming a Better Lover, The Book of Virtues, POE, The Earth Children Series, The Fire and Ice Series, Ann Rice, Foundations of High Magick, Ann Rice's Sleeping Beauty trilogy, The Complete Idiots' Guide to Chemistry! The list goes on and on.

Heroes:

Anyone in the Armed Forces serving our country! Thank You! Ray Kahn - My guru and Sifu. My perception will never be the same! Chase McCausey - My little brother is in the Navy. Love you! Dan Inosanto - The worlds greatest living martial artist. Kelly Sennholz, MD - An amazing woman! Bettie Page - Goddess of the 6" heels and thigh highs!

My Blog

My life in a nutshell

I didn't have many friends through school (Im weird and had glasses, so no one liked me) until my freshman year in highschool, but sort of turned into the queen of the damned thereafter (got...
Posted by Knife Girl on Sun, 13 May 2007 10:03:00 PST

My First Motorcycle!!!

WOOHOO! I just got my first motorcycle. Its a 450cc Suzuki cruiser with SPIKES! I put pix in my profile for you to drool at along with me. The first time I got on it I thought, "holly crap". Then the ...
Posted by Knife Girl on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:29:00 PST

Vegas Baby!

You bet your ass Im fucking partying! Dude! I love this town! Party like a rock star and then some! Oh yeah! More exclamation points!!! K Y’all have fun wishing you were me... Catch you later! &...
Posted by Knife Girl on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:25:00 PST

Vegas Baby!

Ah Vegas, how I miss thee. Though it is interesting that I would rather miss Vegas than live there again. It is a great town, don't get me wrong, but I did WAY too  much partying when I lived the...
Posted by Knife Girl on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:29:00 PST

WHERE IS MY SLAVE?!?

Dear President Bush, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone...
Posted by Knife Girl on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

Do you REALLY want to know me?

Well TOO BAD! But here is a peek at what the universe had going on when I was born. It is amazingly acurate. I was also born durring a solar eclipse when the sun, moon, and earth were all in Gemini.Bi...
Posted by Knife Girl on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:35:00 PST

The day I lost my 2 best friends, my dog and my love.

This is my first post written on May 26, 2006. I wrote it while petting my dog, knowing she was dieing: My dog, E.D. (Eidee) is almost 15, and she won't last more than a couple of days. I am going up ...
Posted by Knife Girl on Fri, 26 May 2006 03:12:00 PST

Would you survive a zombie attack?

I WOULD! FUCK!!! I HATE ZOMBIES!!! Would you survive a zombie attack? You Did perfect! You made every move correctly. http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1174outcome4.gif"> align=center>Click...
Posted by Knife Girl on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

A Vegas Party Weekend!!!

WOOOHOOO! I just had an AWESOME weekend in Vegas! Let me see if I can remember it all! I got in at 10 Thursday night, but it took 2 hours to get my luggage! So Friday morning I and my friend Mik...
Posted by Knife Girl on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST

The day I was born:

I was born in New Orleans, LA on May 30, 1984 around 6:30am. Not only was there a rare solar eclipse, but the sun, moon, and earth were all in Gemini. As well, the Gemini constilation was also in alig...
Posted by Knife Girl on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST