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Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart

"Aye...I'm a pirate...Ye got a problem with that?!!!"

About Me



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My Interests

"Being an artist is not as easy as people think...just because I'm creative and have talents...doesn't mean I'm going to live up to other people's expectations!"

I'd like to meet:

"Someone of similar interests to my own, someone pretty, someone kind and funny, naughty and nice, an animal lover, a rogue, a clown, a poet and a bard, a lover and a friend...you know...a pirate lass!"

Music:

"My interests vary, from classical to heavy metal, gothic to celtic folk music, I'm not into rap or death metal,and most country and western makes my stomach quiver though I am flexible with most artists."

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Movies:

"I love action adventure films, old black and white classics, comedies, sci-fi, and I'm a sucker for happy sappy endings...need I say anything about "Pirate Movies?!!!"

Television:

"Though I tend to watch movies more than television, currently try to keep up on Lost, Heroes, C.S.I.,America's Got Talent and Last Comic Standing, alot however does catch my interest, I'm not shallow I am willing to give anything a chance!"

Books:

"I've read the classics...I love Shakespear to Poe, Tolkien to Tolstow, Azimov to Shelly...I enjoy reading a variety of different formats...you can never learn too much, or improve your quality of life too much...for he or she who never tries is a stone..."

Heroes:

"Errol Flynn who invented the swashed buckle, Johnny Depp, I love that a boy from Kentucky became a pirate...Craig Fergussin, he never fails to make me laugh...Rodney Dangerfield, for doing so much for so many...and Benjamin Franklin for making everyday life a little more enlightened!

George Carlin for opening my eyes, and last but not least...My son Ryan for putting up with his 'ol pirate daddy!"

My Blog

"You never know!"

"I've serched the four corners of the earth for the one thing that would add meaning to my existance on this big spinning ball...through desert and jungle...mountains and forests...and just when I sta...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:58:00 PST

"House Of Stewart"

"Well its up...a complete an' toal pooch screw so far, but at least it's up..."The House Of Stewart" Arms, armor costume and acessories is now a viable entity Myspace page...I'll be addin' pictures of...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:24:00 PST

"If you like to laugh..."

"If you like to laugh...and you want to see some of the funniest videos ever, go to  http:// www.atom.com  or Atom Films where you can watch uploaded videos from Star Wars spoofs to car...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:58:00 PST

"A buttload o’ new photos fer ye ta ponder!"

"I jest uploaded a buttload o' new photos fer ye ta ponder over in several catagories : Ships a plenty...Jest for fun...POTC...and Pirate pics! So drop by...have a cup o' rum an' enjoy me page! Also i...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 11:03:00 PST

"A Great place to eat in Lexington!"

When in Lexington and looking for a great place to eat...I recomend a new place behind Fayette Mall called "Saul Good" restaurant . The place has a great atmosphere for a small bar and grill. The dish...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:48:00 PST

"Why is it..."

"Why is it that dry cleaning bills are so expensive for frock coats? I mean come on... just because it has parrot shit down the back of the left shoulder is that any reason to charge me twice the amou...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:13:00 PST

George Carlin has died...

With the passing of George Carlin, I personally feel like a part of me has died as well... for so many years he had brought laughter and a sense of looking at the world through a synics glasses that I...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:20:00 PST

Obama vs. Hillary - Dana Carvey

Obama vs. Hillary - Dana Carvey ...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:13:00 PST

CLASSIC PIRATES

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DLcRluVbjJ0 Nice tribute to the classic pirates of old......
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:07:00 PST

New music you should hear!!!!

Theres a new gotic band out there called "The Unknown" abd they are really smooth you can check 'em out on my friends list, If you like celtic music...Then check out "The Connemara Stone Company" also...
Posted by Captain"Mad-Dog"Stewart on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:20:00 PST