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Nate Craig

i fill breathe holes. everyday.

About Me

i take the bus. i love my mom. i drink beer in the shower. go packers.

My Interests

ice hockey and sex

I'd like to meet:

people in person if they aren't dumb.Blerds.com: I Hate Hummers

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Music:

JAGOFF

Movies:

robocop II

Television:

college basketball, Miss Rap Supreme

Books:

Dead-Eye Dick

Heroes:

the cat in my back alley that survived last winter

My Blog

Top 5 celebrity sightings

5. Kareem Abdul-Jabaar; Santa Monica; jump suit. I pointed and said "ho howho ho". He glanced at me with disgust that only the Eiffel Tower could understand. I'm pretty sure I could have j...
Posted by Nate Craig on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:25:00 PST

a lovely man

my best friend died wednesday. he drowned in a lake. he was 31 and brilliant. he made my favorite art. mostly because i new him, but its beautiful stuff.http://flickr.com/photos/staysmall/the expr...
Posted by Nate Craig on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:55:00 PST

Political Dyscourse Part II

So my buddy Adam (30 year old Jewish republican from Minneapolis) and I could not disagree more on politics. we often argue, but i only post it when we are completely ridiculous. here we argue first...
Posted by Nate Craig on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST

Political Dyscourse

i am a liberal. my friend is a conservative. we argue about politics all the time via email. i call him a chicken hawk and an office hawk. he calls me a chickentaxhawk and commie and stuff. this ...
Posted by Nate Craig on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:33:00 PST

greatcrackheadquote

I was at the coffee shop today, reading a newspaper outside. A man (38 looked 50, very tan, 3/4 length black shorts, leg tattoos, voice like he had crushed glass in his trachea) walked up and went fr...
Posted by Nate Craig on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:18:00 PST

Product Review: Coffee

This coffee shit is GREAT!! Swear to god, up until last month, I never drank it. Tried it. Hated it. Too much aftertaste. But now& I've reinvented myself. And several useful household appliances, as w...
Posted by Nate Craig on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:04:00 PST

Super Fun Questionnaire

when was the last time you spent a $2 bill?i never spend them. its bad luck. when was the last time you threw up?last spring.who punched you in the face?couple dudes. couple kids. me in my dreams....
Posted by Nate Craig on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:40:00 PST

Inspired by a true story

I went to see a movie the other day. My date and I got there with plenty of time to spare and caught every preview. In 5 previews, three of the films used the line "Inspired by a true story" as the dr...
Posted by Nate Craig on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:52:00 PST

Fine... I was looking at your tits.

Fine& I was looking at your tits. Actually I looked at them four times. The first time was when you were over by the file cabinets and day planners. Then you got in line next to me. And I have looked ...
Posted by Nate Craig on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:12:00 PST

Be good to yourselves

You got to be cool. look at everything you have. No need to rush down to target for a $20 DVD player just because they're $20. You might not need it. Enjoy your day. Try and be good to other peopl...
Posted by Nate Craig on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:58:00 PST