Shit is happening by TJ Miller

My buddy Scotty R just ate another piece of the birthday cake that says "check out these teeth." It's not anybody's birthday. PS he just tried to seduce these two chicks, and then now he's eating pizz...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:59:00 GMT

The Wrong End of 38 by Henry Scott

A week ago I woke up (at 12:30 PM) and was unable to walk because my left big toe was three times bigger than a left toe should be. Thankfully, I am married to a female. Females are the people that m...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 13:52:00 GMT

Colonel Damian Warface by Nate Craig

Colonel Damian Warface.Is not a family man. He is not a tax payer. He is not here for your stories about why you are here. He is tired of seeing through them. Where there is injustice, he may or may n...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:29:00 GMT

Trip to Blockbuster by Sean Flannery

Warren Rupnow updates his daily journal after visiting Bockbuster with his wife Maureen&6:35 PM, enter Blockbuster with Maureen. Clerk greets us. I tell him its an ice box in here and Rockefeller alre...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:11:00 GMT

In The News by Mike Holmes

*Couple ties the knot in the Wal-Mart lawn and garden sectionMoments before the ceremony, Jesse Rutherford, former boyfriend of bride Danna Hornback, was seen crying three aisles over in the automotiv...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:39:00 GMT

Yo Mommas vs The Wilmers by Mike Burns

I'm through with the "put-down" circuit. And it's been a long time coming.My soul is thin.A few years ago, I thought I'd found my calling. Whether you call them"snaps", "put-downs", "cappin'" or the l...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:58:00 GMT

Jay-Z and Cristal by Mike Holmes

For the first time in my life, I finally feel like I understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has. On Thursday, the rapper announced that he is boycotting Cristal, the high-end champagne he has frequent...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 18:14:00 GMT

Worst Movie Titles Ever by Kumail

9. K-19: The Widowmaker. Other considered titles were G67: Betrothed Man Murderer. H75467: Manufacturing Wives with Dead Spouses.8. K-911 starring Jim Belushi. This was the sequel to K-9. K-911 is a t...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 18:10:00 GMT

Countdown to the Next Countdown by CJ Sullivan

Is there anything that legally can be done to prevent more ESPN draft coverage? There has to be some legal precedent involving a class action lawsuit where the citizens can fight back to 37 consec...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 18:07:00 GMT

Hey Old Lady by Mike Holmes

Hey old lady in front of me at the gas station, it's seven o'clock in the morning, I'm late for work, do you have to buy thirty-five lottery tickets right now? And how come you have to buy them in sev...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:57:00 GMT