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kris kimmel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I love comedy, puppies and soft sheets. I am working with a team of scientists to combine the three.

My Interests

Stand-up, Making Out, Watching CNN, Getting mad at "The Man," Raspberries. This is a partial list.

I'd like to meet:

People with tired arms carrying buckets of money.

Music:

The greatest hits of the 30's, 40's and today.

Television:

Two words- Lifetime.

Books:

Without Feathers. Anything by David Sedaris. Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates. I like some other stuff too.

Heroes:

I have a great respect for bomb sniffing dogs.

My Blog

Poor Man’s Bikini Beach

I happened to catch a program the other night called, "Poor Man's Bikini Beach," (that's right folks- I have cable!) I'm not sure what compelled me to leave it on this particular program, what can I s...
Posted by kris kimmel on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:57:00 PST

Birds the Word...

I was enjoying a bagel sandwich in my car at the Whole Foods parking lot when I noticed a woman get into her SUV and prepare to do the same. But she was not alone, for on her shoulder was perched a ma...
Posted by kris kimmel on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:46:00 PST