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Eating everything,pooping,sleeping,eating some more,humping things,chasing Apple,bulldozing things that get in the way,and going outside to play in the grass.
Turtle Lovers!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? African Spur Thigh Tortoise aka Sulcata
What is your name? Spike
What other nicknames do you have? Pooh Bear, Pooh Tort,Spikester
What is your favorite treat? Tomatos,Strawberrys,Cantaloupe,Feet
What would your owner describe you as? A pig who would eat anything
What is the funniest thing you have done? Chased an old lady in circles cause she had tomato colored toe nail polish and I wanted to eat her toes
What is the bravest thing you have done? Flipped another tort upside down cause it got near my momma
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No way
Are you a social animal? Nope I like all the attention and will eat anyone who tries to take it away
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Absolutely,if I get ignored I bulldoze something
Are you friendly? Sure if you take off your shoes
Are you overweight? I don't think so
Do you like warm milk? Hmmm...never tried it
Do you eat cheese? Absolutely
Do you eat bugs? Absolutely
Do you live with other animals? Yes my yummy sister Apple and a bunch of little turtles
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? No way I like being in the yard eating grass
Do you like to exercise? Yes I can run all day long
Do you like car rides? No way I poop all over
Do you get into stuff? Yes there could be food hidden anywhere
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Momma yes Daddy bitches when I tear stuff up
Do you like to swim? No I'm a tortoise, but I do like to soak in the tub
Do you chase laser pen dots? Yes and eat them all
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes they open that big white box in the kitchen and food always magically appears
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
The Beatles
Finding Nemo,Lilo and Stitch
WWE wrestling of course,I was named after Spike Dudley
I prefer to eat magazines they are more crunchy
Leonardo,Michaelangelo,Donatello,Raphael