Sebastian The Iguana Boy

I am a green iguana. A sexy iguana pimp!!! HAHA!! I was rescued by my humans whom I like to call Mom and Dad almost 2 years ago. They saved me from an evil pet store that takes people's sick animals and resells them at outrageous cost. I was emaciated (skin and bones) from not being fed and watered properly, I also had a bad case of MBD (metabolic bone disease) because I wasn't given proper calcium supplements and stuff, I had a broken arm and I was a very unhappy boy.
But that all changed thanks to Mom and Dad. They brought me home and have spoiled me rotten. They took me to the vet a whole bunch and started feeding me right and stuff and now I've almost tripled in size. I'm still pretty small for my age, I'm around 3 now, but I'm growing as fast as I can. I've calmed down a lot. I don't tail whip people yet but I will bite your ass if I'm feeling testosterony and in a bad mood and you won't leave me alone.
I'm very territorial and I like to patrol my house. It is one of my favorite past times. I stomp all around like Godzilla and I check every nook and cranny that I can get into and then when I'm satisfied that everything is in it's proper place I will either go chill in my palm tree in the living room or I'll crawl on top of my cage. I like sitting so high up so I can just watch what all the people are doing.
Mom and Dad just got this stupid ass animal they call a kitten, her name is Zena the Huntress. They tell me that as soon as she's big enough to get her shots and get "fixed" (what's that?) then she will be a permanent outdoor cat to kill all the rats that wonder up from the river. She irritates me because she gets to be out all day while Mom and Dad are at "work" and I have to sit in my cage. Though I do love my huge cage it's not fair she get's to have so much fun. She's starting to grow on me though... Mom caught me the other morning letting Zena pet my face through the cage. OPPS!!! But little does Zena know I'm letting her build up her trust in me and then I'm gonna bite one of her paws off. MWhahahaha....
I LOVE sleeping! I will sleep anywhere at anytime. Mom and Dad find me in the shower or bathtub sleeping too.
I love the water. Especially when they take me to the river or lake with them and let me swim. Unfortunately they hold my tail so I can't take off and swim my heart out but the swimming to and from shore is fun.
Oh something I'm super excited about is... I just got my nads in recently. WOO HOO! I love to sit in the bottom of the tub and spuge. Mom thinks it is disgusting and Dad laughs at me. What can I say... I'm a dude!
I eat anything that is a vegetable or fruit. I will try to eat anything green no matter what it is. Mom and Dad planted this garden in the back yard and they put some greens along the border of it and I like to sit there and chow down on them from time to time.
I also love it when they let me sit in my mesh cage outside and freebase in the sun. They'll sometimes put the cage on the ground and its round so I can crawl around the backyard in it like a hamster ball. So much fun! I also love it when they put me in the grass and let me eat the clovers and dandelions. But every time I try to go sit in the bushes or a tree they snatch me up and put me back in my cage or take me inside of the house.
I talk in many different accents just for fun. I like to talk in a French, German, or Spanish accent the most.
I have my own bed at the foot of Mom and Dad's and I sleep there covered by my favorite lap blanket at night. I used to try to crawl in the bed with them under the covers but then they gave me my heated bed and it is awesome.
I love love LOVE looking at myself in the mirror. I could sit there and bob at myself all day long. I like to call the ig in the mirror Spike. He is my arche nemesis. Sometimes it's confusing though because there will be a girl iguana in the mirror then I'll turn all orange and make lovey dovey eyes at her but she's a bitch and never returns the affection.
I'm a ladies man and love attention.
If you have any questions feel free to ask me. I beg of you, because I know how it is to be an iguana that was not taken care of properly, to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do research before you purchase one.