MR. Lana ;>~ profile picture

MR. Lana ;>~

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Hi, my name is Lana (the iguana--ha,ha-get it? My 'person' THINKS she's funny!) Anyways, I am NOT a girl, that is why I added the "MR."!! I am a MAN!! Also I'm not really 35 years old-(in people years, anyways) I was hatched in 2002, but that year is not available, so I SORTA lied, because I AM 35-but in IGUANA years!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An attractive SGFI (single green female iguana) Must enjoy giving & recieving love and affection!!! Must also like bubble baths!

My Blog

Why I Bit My Human

OK, so I bit my human last week (Wednesday afternoon), well this is what REALLY happened:First off it has NOTHING to do with this thing called "Mating Season" - I'm horny ALL the time; I am a MAN afte...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:26:00 GMT

My Christmas Tree 07

In case you haven't seen my bulletinsor my page (lately):GIMMEE PRESENTS :>~ Please, Thank you &Merry Christmas!!
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:57:00 GMT

Ive been TAGGED!!!

I've been tagged by ChelseaTo play, you must write a blog  about 5 weird habits or things about yourself, and state the rules, as well. Then you must choose 5 others to be tagged-(that haven't al...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:19:00 GMT

When I Got Out Of My Cage

The other day, when my person wasn't home, I got out of my cage! She had left it partially open-(& forgot)-so I just climbed up my branch & jumped out! It was awesome! I was free for several ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:32:00 GMT