We are two red-eared slider turtles named Gonzo and Claude. Our human Marisa keeps us pretty happy. We still like to spaz out when we see any humans though. We spend most of our day eating, swimming, and basking. Claude has been on a few adventures. While he was being dry docked for an eye infection he escaped from his bucket twice. He realized that the kitchen and the hallway weren't as interesting as he hoped. We also had quite an adventure on the ride home from FL. We drove though a blizzard in a death bowl. Marisa took care of the death bowl as soon as she read up on all our needs. We have cost her tons of money and we love to be spoiled. And contrary to belief our shells don't come off.
