I'm a 6-year old, 35lb male sulcatta tortoise (Geochelone Sulcatta for you herp-lovers). Most people just call me an African Spurred Thigh tortoise, but I prefer African-American. I am much more complex than I can explain in this textbox, so hit me up if you want to meet for brunch or "other" activities...
A little more about me...I love:
Long circular walks in the backyard.
Trying to eat peoples toes.
Getting high on broccoli and prickly pear with my human buddies Matt, Chris, and Rudy. My mommy Cookie♥ is teaching me how to get high on life, but I ain't buyin that shit.
Taking huge dumps and coming back after an hour to eat them.
Trying to hook up with that hot trashcan down the ally.
Mud Baths.
Chrushing cats and small tortoises with my shell.I hate:
When they clean up my dingleberries.
When they make me stand on 3 legs to reach up to get my food.
Nosey-ass dogs.
Cold nights alone.
Dirty pirate hooker tortoises with cold noses.
