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DARWIN

E-MAIL ME AT: [email protected] Stop playing your political games and book FUNNY PEOPLE!!

About Me

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Hi, Thanks for taking a look at me. I'm a stand-up Comedian. I love to make people laugh more than anything in the world! Although I love doing stand-up, I hate the politics of the business. I'm one of the few Black Comedians that don't use the word "nigger" on or off stage. We come a long way and I feel why go back. (Did you forget something back there?) White People stole so much from Black People, such as: our music, hair styles, they try to look like us, (Sun tans, bigger butts and lips to name a few.) Black People are so STUPID that the only thing we ever stole from White People is, the word "nigger". So if you are reading this and you know me or ever meet me and think because we are both part of the same background; PLEASE do not refer to me as a "NIGGER, NIGGA"; I don't care how you spell it or pronounce it or what you think the word means today. It all means the same to me; and the word started as a big part of racism. Jews don't call other Jews "KIKES". Asians don't call other Asians "GOOKS". Mexicans don't call other Mexicans "SPICKS". Arabs don't call Arabs "CAMEL JOCKEY". White people don't call other White people "Honkey". When you think about it, my people (BLACKS) are the only race of people on this earth that will degrade themselves by calling one another "NIGGER". I'm nobody's "NIGGER"!! It ain't cool for you to assume that I'm okay with it. You don't really know me if you think otherwise! I don't care about the fact that we are both of the same race. FUCK YOU!I'm single and I don't like it at all, I think most people who are single lie about having fun. Being single SUCKS!I don't like being around people that much, I find them to be putting on an act most of the time. I hate phony people. I'm not a bar person and I try to leave the Bar as soon as I'm done working. I don't do drugs and I never will! However, I'm always around people who do. When they get high, I steal from them. I'm easy to talk to, but most people say that its hard to approch me. That's on them, I'm willing to be friends with anyone as long as you keep it real, and don't ask me to get high with you, or use the N word while we are talking. White or Black, but especially Black People you should know better! I expect White People to be what they are. White. Other than that, we can talk, drop me a line and if you ever see me out and about, come up to me and lets talk!

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My Interests

Nice Cars, Malls, Cooking, Fashion, Music, The Latest News, Politics, Family and Friends, house-plants, reading,writing and believe it or not I'm a homebody family type of man. The woman of my Dreams. Maybe I should wake up now and just do myself again. (hehehehe)

I'd like to meet:

A good Manager/Agent that really believes in what I do and will work just as hard as myself to make me famous! Or a person that will judge entertainers on their true talent and nothing ELSE! I know that's a tough one for most people. Who ever heard of judging someone on the fact they can simply get the job done. How dumb of me for asking such a thing from you.

Music:

R & B, Old School, Light Jazz, Easy Listening, Soft Rock, Smooth Jazz, Motown, The Philly Sound, A Tiny Bit of Rap, A Tiny Bit of Country as long as it not too much or, get to CRAZY! To tell the truth, I like a little of everything.

Movies:

Bustin Lose, Batman 1, 3, and 4, I'll take Manhattan, The Untouchables, Good Fellals, All Gangster Movies, Richard Pryor Live (His first Consert Film.) Up Town Saturday Night, The Heat of the Night, Lady Hawk, Innocent Blood, Man Fuck This Shit! (one and two)

Television:

All in the Family, Married With Children, Leave it to Beaver, The Rifleman, Gun Smoke, Bat Masterson, The Man From Uncle, Superman, Batman, Bugs Bunny, King of the Hill, Saturday Night Live, Night Line, Meet the Press with Tim Russert, This Week with George Stephnopoulos, State of the Union Address', Democratic and Republican Conventions, The O. J. Trail, (But not the outcome.) The Munsters, Huckleberry Hound, The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, Late Night with David Lettermen, My Three Sons, Dallas, Star Trek, Star Trek Voyager, Star Trek Next Generation, Cops, Judge Judy, Judge Matis, Judge Joe Brown, ABC World News Tonight, Whenever, I'm on Televisoin!

Books:

"The Holy Bible". By God. "What do I say to That!" By Darwin Hines. Biographies and Autobiographies of Famous Entertainers, Politicians and Athletes.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, For saving me.My Parents For having me.My Teachers for Teaching me.My Pastor and Church Leaders for showing me the way.All of my friends that were there when I needed their help!!!And Myself, because if you can't look up to yourself, then you ain't SHIT!

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READ ALL ABOUT ME IN NEWS ARTICLES!!

..> Comic 'What's-his-name' is carving his identity By Dave HogerStaff writer Darwin Hines is suffering through an identity crisis. Not that he's trying to 'find' himself or anything like that....
Posted by DARWIN on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:29:00 PST