Patrick Harker

First of all, let me tell you a little about myself. I am from a little town in Central California, by the name of Lompoc. I had escaped this God forsaken place at the age of 18, by selling my soul to the U.S. Army, and was stationed in Manhiem, Germany. I wasn..t quite the Soldier of Fortune, so after two years of having sex with foreign girls and drinking like there was no tomorrow, they sent me packing. I wound up back in Lompoc for about six months, and finally found my new home in Los Angeles. My dream of moving to LA was to become a huge rockstar, but I only achieved local idiot and trouble maker of the San Fernando Valley. I had lived there for about ten years.When I was not slaving at whatever shit job I had at the time, I was singing for this obnoxious punk band named Kung Fu Chicken. Our musical journey together lasted around seven years, sadly ending in San Francisco. Why you ask? I believe everyone was pretty burned out with the band, which resulted with a lot of silly drama between members.After the demise of KFC, I began another project called Last Laugh Terror Squad. This bands style was more punk and roll than KFC. We lasted about a year and a half because everyone in the group had different bands at the time, and wanted to follow there own musical foot steps, including myself. I was actually getting bored of punk, and wanted to start playing guitar more, while I sang. So, I bought an acoustic guitar and taught myself how, which was the begining of" The Tim and Pat Show!" This two man acoustic rock dynamo lasted about a year, but since I was moving to Japan with my wife, we parted ways. So, here I am in Tokyo creating this little Blog because to be honest, television sucks here in Japan and I have nothing else better to do. Anyhoo,I had started this myspace addiction about a year ago. And now I am totally hooked. The main reason for creating this profile was to share with the world some of the bands that I have been in, and now I have been getting more creative with this entity we call Myspace, by adding more blogs, and random vidoes I find to be amusing, which I hope you find amusing as well.Most of the profiles that are in my "Friends" section, are just bands I am into. I think I know about three people that I have added. I have actually gotten random e-mails from strangers, complaining that all of my friends profiles are spam, which they are. I use Myspace to network my music and blogs, not to build relationships. Call me old fashion. But, I am willing to make an exception if yous got some big ol' boobies!So, if you are a band or artist that is trying to promote yourself, feel free to contact me and I will add you. I will even leave you a honest comment regarding your work. And if you could, please do the same for me.Talk to you later Patrick

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