Member Since: 6/1/2006
Band Website: bluerubymusic.co.uk
Band Members: WE HAVE......... PAUL (THE TRIGGER) SIMPSON; MAIN VOCALS, GUITARS, SAX, PIANO, DRUMSINAWAY, PERCUSSION, ENGINEER, MIXER, PRODUCER AND STUFF......... LAURA (THE LIPGLOSS ASSASSIN) HOLT; VOCALS, GUITARS, PERCUSSION... THE OTHERS WENT OUT FOR A LOAF OF BREAD/ CIGARETTES/ MILK/ A NEWSPAPER( DELETE AS APPROPRIATE ) AND HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE...... a police spokesperson said yesterday, "i’ve told you about parking your car there, get it moved".
Influences: first and foremost it's got to be 10cc, 10cc, 10cc, 10cc, 10cc then steely dan, elo, chi-lites, madness, tubeway army, gary numan, the soggy bottom boys, poverty {no, that's not a band...unfortunately} ian dury and the blockheads, cypress hill, early genesis, platoon, thin lizzy, monty python, godley & creme, neil innes, 10cc[again], the marx brothers, the sounds of manchester, pink floyd('meddle' to 'the wall') the trailer park boys, albinoni~adagio in g minor, strawberry studios in stockport, spike milligan and OUR POPPAS!... OH, DID I MENTION 10CC? and then there's the three stooges{no, not what was left when iggy fucked off! dumbkopf!} the ford cortina mark3, the mercedes 123 230 coupe, the end magazine, botany 500, rose royce, blondie, carl sagans 'voyage', good levi's-good adidas trainees-good jackets with character, SQUEEZE, the detroit spinners, david bowie, certain air fresheners, the specials, the water margin, monkey, play for today, bed, the ragged trousered philanthropist and, in no small measure, CAKE........... DON'T FORGET 10 CC!!!!!!!!! YOU WACKY FUNSTERS, NOW GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE SOMEONE CALLS THE COPS. (:p)
Sounds Like: WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT SOME OTHER PUBLICATIONS SAID..............."THIS BAND IS BETTER THAN YOUR BAND" (NME)................
"THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL IN THE FLESH" (THE RAZZLE)................
"WITH SONGS LIKE THIS THEY'LL PISS ALL OVER THE COMPETITION AT THE NEXT VILLAGE FAYRE. (ST PHILOMENAS PARISH NEWSLETTER)................
"IF DAVID BOWIE HAD GONE TO BORSTAL INSTEAD OF BALLET CLASSES THEN HE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE BEEN MAKING MUSIC LIKE BLUE RUBY" (THE ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE)................
"IF YOU LIKE SNORTING CRUSHED GLASS , YOU'LL PROBABLY HATE THIS!!!" (THE GUARDIAN)................
AND FINALLY, OUR FAVOURITE.....................
"WHEN YOU FIRST HEAR BLUE RUBY, YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE UNDERPANTS YOU WORE ON THAT DAY" (Q MAGAZINE)................IT'S TIME TO SUPPORT THE CAUSE...
...so... WHY NOT BUY THE NEW ALBUM, IT'S GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YA! WE SHALL TELL YOU HOW. POST A MESSAGE FOR A PERSONAL QUOTATION. finance subject to whatever. your home could be at risk if you leave the gas on.
Record Label: m.a.r.
Type of Label: Indie