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About Me

Growing up on the moon, where her parents (father from Mars, Mother from Venus) abandoned her, Ruby was taken in by the zinglemingles (the moon people to you and me). Although they tried to teach Ruby how to live in peace with them, Ruby was an explorer and was sick of eating cheese. So she came down to earth (head first) and thought it would be fun to make people laugh. Finding other aliens she began her quest of writing and talking utter nonsense. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

My main interest lies in John Cusack...lucky boy.

I'd like to meet:

Sonic the hedgehog, although I heard he's a bit of a prick.

Music:

I listen to music.

Movies:

I watch films.

Television:

I watch television.

Books:

I read books.

Heroes:

Yes, I watch heroes.

My Blog

I just got e-mailed this...

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Posted by Ruby Dark on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:01:00 PST

News! News! News!

The following are headlines that have been in newspapers and are...well...just funny! * Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years * Man dies of natural causes * Something Went Wron...
Posted by Ruby Dark on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:16:00 PST

Strangers

A man stood in London all-alone As a limping monkey had stolen his phone Lady approached him; she appeared sweet and fair But had a rather strange looking glare As the man peered up into the s...
Posted by Ruby Dark on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST