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Mister Me

Lives in A Serious House on Serious Earth

About Me

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On Mister Me

Mister Me is always free Hunting for a pray-to-be.

With his mockery and wit With his intellectual spit He’ll pester you no end But you’ll like it in the end.

Mister Me knows lots of things He’s mind is that of a Sphinx.

Mister Me seems highly bored But at least his never short: Of a sarcasm Simple word, Which WILL distract you from work.

Mister Me is always concise And he doesn’t like to be nice. His emotions are under control: He would never use acronym ‘LOL’.

Mister Me is always free Hunting for you and me...

THE END

© 2008 Uma

My Interests

I believe in the gentleness of the surgeon's knife, in the limitless geometry of the cinema screen, in the hidden universe within supermarkets, in the loneliness of the sun, in the garrulousness of planets, in the repetitiveness of ourselves, in the inexistence of the universe and the boredom of the atom. the landscape within BOREDOM

I'd like to meet:

those that see her pirouette anti-clockwise. ghosts, supernatural creatures, aliens...... people that are often accused of looking like they are bored, things that laugh out of context........ girls that want to have sex with: -NELSON MANDELA -PATRICK MOORE -MURRAY WALKER -Brian Blessed -and Dr Thaksin Shinawatra
PEOPLE IN BANDS! stop sending me generic requests but my other profile moonstick is dying. he might want to be friend..... i say might?

Music:

lemon cohen, the artist formally known as ?, dog weights,the manic street cleaners, mister cave & his naughty seeds, bloodshot eyes,toy division, the incurable, the orc, torn anus, my beautiful valentine, the jimi saville experience, the cracking eggs, no more nails, coffee & cream......... atonal non-sense, noise, car horns, dog whistles, violence, children screaming............. everything inbetween the notes a,a#,b,c,c#,d,d#,e,f,f#,g,g#....... ...

Movies:

woody allen films, cling film, the old fashion kodak film rolls that came in a black tub with a grey lid,

Books:

the holy bible, blank pages, women's private notebooks, poison pen letters, fly fishing by jr heartly, the yellow pages, idiots guide to books, the incomplete works of mister me, the haynes manual for the Austin Montego

Heroes:


giochi myspace www.myspaceeditor.itpeople that constantly look at this page in the hope something might happen.

My Blog

Percy Pastel pronounces Ps

Percy Pastel practises perverted pranks, performing pleasantly pronouncing P's. Polite party pieces, particularly playing "Punching Pussy" persistently pained people. Probably Pistol Pete's prolonged ...
Posted by Mister Me on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:36:00 PST

everybody loves mister me.

I promise this blog will be amusing. I'm not a happy sailor at the moment and really want an AK47 to mess up a fruit and veg market stall. I'm a reasonable person so I can be trusted with such a delic...
Posted by Mister Me on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:06:00 PST

death of a library ass.

Hello readers of my wonderful blog, have I got a treat for you&&&&. Oh yes I have, for the small child in you ,I'll be your paedophile, for those eunuch craving sex pests, I'll be the surgeon and...
Posted by Mister Me on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:03:00 PST

*good job nobody can see me*

So then&&&.. I haven’t wrote one of these things for what seems an eternity; a little pause here and there is to be expected. People please persevere (a beautiful bit of alliteration there) as I...
Posted by Mister Me on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:55:00 PST

Why Id make a fantastic Batman! or not. :(

Why I'd make a fantastic Batman!Alright then, some of you may have noticed my previously deleted blog was an absolute load of twaddle. Basically it was a ramble and after reading it back, I though, "m...
Posted by Mister Me on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:39:00 PST

My pin number is **** and youre going to hell!

My pin number is **** and you're going to hell!Strange I should write pin number as "pin" is an abbreviation for personal identification number; meaning the noun number is mentioned twice. Yes&. I get...
Posted by Mister Me on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:03:00 PST

Oh, Ive made love, yeah, Ive been fucked, so what?

Oh bloody hell&&&&&.      I really don't know why this substance known as snot exists. They say it protects us from particles, germs etc. that cause disease. Well those diseases ...
Posted by Mister Me on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

i dream of naked people in heaven. (silly title)

So here is another attempt at opening another box as I fear I am turning into a dullard.  Yes a dullard  A word that doesn't fill me with warm yellow light  It's a figure that can ...
Posted by Mister Me on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST

BLACK PUDDING.......

Dr Otto Rank worked with Anais Nin as she helped him dance.Okay so I am going to put this Pudding dude to bed&&&.. I've had dreams about him and he had no face.So then&&.. Where did I get to?&&&..oh y...
Posted by Mister Me on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST

keep breathing............... one after the other.... again...

So then we got to the bit about Father Pudding going down to a brothel and meeting  Miss Lightendale, now I should continue to go on  with the story.       ...
Posted by Mister Me on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST