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YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?!OF COURSE YOU DO....Yoo Hoo! This is Horatio Suave out n about with an absolute minx.....We live to love and love to live.We sailed the Sea of Jasmin and were washed ashore on a lonely island in the sun.Hit me! No of course we weren't you silly Twunts - This is our DJ Handle - we cover all sorts but mainly dabble in all things SOULFUL! We dj mainly in England's fine Metropolis and usually only dabble in 45s.....the less fuss the better....don't use headphones most of the time either as we're easily distracted....we keep it natural baby... Did I mention we dabble?? Mmmm... Oh we're so fackin CHARMING it's unbelievable! Right - As u were. Ah!.....Lord Chavney at Thee Knowlesbury Ball 1872...now THERE'S a queer one... Can u spot Sylvester Nantucket at one of his Associaition Football matches he so loves to attend? U Can't? Well he's there alright....He's in thee Hoops Sir/Madam!Ah!...that'll be some Captain's clobber...."What say you to THAYT, Lord Chavney?""I am Twixt 'n' Tween, Lady Chhatpoison......I am Twixt 'n' Tween......"
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CLICK HERE TO GET A PRE-MADE MYSPACE LAYOUTThee Knowlesbury Ball..surely the highlight of any young Buck's year?!?!? ...Until it turns nasty of course when Lord Caramel and Lord Jizz of Knutsford have to out-cock eash other....

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MENTALISTS...you...yes you at the back....I like you!!! Anyone with a pulse is preferable! Be ye Slinky Mammas or Biff Bang Pow biffas....Gentleman about Town..or a fella called Leonard..Oh who am I kiddin' - I'll talk to anyone!And some of us out there still want to teach the world to sing n all.... P.S. I was givin it rather too large there with my opening gambit...coolness mentalists ONLY.a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"I would NEVER want to me this man...surely thee scariest thing ever?!?

My Blog

What Toons is doin it for you this month, Captain??!?

Well Septimus, sit you down and in no particular order this June month.   Big Boss Man Kelvin Stardust New Kingdom  - Unicorns Were Horses Monitors Time is Passin by Winstons Fumbs Real C...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:22:00 GMT

Chapter 31 - Extract

PooPoo..PooPoo..Where for art thou PooPoo? PooPoo Lady Chhat? Oh Heavens Lord Chavney, you took me by surprise.. as ever!...yes, PooPoo, I'm looking for PooPoo my darling little poodle Lady Biffacent ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:58:00 GMT

Thee Life and Times of Ernest Tincture

"Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?" "No Ernest, you shall not......" "But why, forever why?" "For you are a Twot of thee highest order....."
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:09:00 GMT

Chapter 56: Extract

The hunting expedition was Lord Chavney's first, and never and at no time ever had he felt such dense and oppressive heat:"By jiggery" he exclaimed, changing arms for the 100 per cent Egyptian cotton ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 20:19:00 GMT

Chapter 27 - Extract

"Heavens above!", exclaimed Lady Chhatpoisson, "Whatever on God's earth is That??", the tightness of her girdle pinching her curvaceous body and emphasising her heaving busom as she breathed in with ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 21:57:00 GMT

Chapter 115 - Extract

It was not yet midnight but the Annual Knowlesbury Ball at Lord Caramel's was in full swing. Many of the guests, already slightly swooning on the effects of the wealthy landownwer's notorious cocktai...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 21:55:00 GMT

Chapter 53 - extract

The torrential rain had continued for nigh on 3 days, and the many ramshackle tracks that surrounded Knowlesbury had long become sodden and unpassable. Nevertheless, temperance and fortitude guided m...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 21:52:00 GMT