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Andy

About Me

I am a legally deceased performance artist, actor, and comedian. I have an insatiable love for chocolate ice cream, and for wrestling women. ( And the occasional scrawny man or backwater town trashbag) I've been imitating famouse people like Tony Clifton and Elvis for years, and also had a breif professional wrestling carreer.

By the way, i do try to respond to all messages. If i havnt responded to one promptly, feel free to re-send it as often i don't seem to get all mail.

My Interests

This is what i've been doing for 20 years

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carrey, Wally Wingert, Harry Houdini

Music:


Tony Clifton is the best lounge singer of all time.

Movies:

Hmmm... Does this count? (Play it manually)

Books:

Jerry Lawler's autobiography was a really good read. I also enjoyed Classie Freddy Blassie's book, as well. I also enjoyed "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Heroes:

Elvis Presley, Grandma, Otis the Bunny, and Meatwad.

My Blog

Yeah i found her...

Look who i found! That's right, the most insane crackhead on all of myspace, This Lady. Read her profile and laugh at how rediculous it is. And then yell at her, because she deserves it....
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lookit. You know you want to. Click here. Do it. Come on. Now.


Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The funnies.

That made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Behold, The Best DVD Copy Protection Scheme Ever!

The amazing, OTIS!
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More quizy goodness.

Im not just one god, but four! You scored as hephaestus. you are the god of fire and metal working. also called vulcanzeus75%Hades75%ares75%hephaestus75%athena67%Nyx67%herm es50%herra42%aphrodite3...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another one of these quizes

Apparently this little quiz takes all the guesswork out of playing Dungeons and Dragons... You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I took a quiz i saw...

Well, get this. Apparently it was supposed to tell me what stereotypical type of person i was in high school.... . You scored as Goth. Goth88%Ghetto gangsta56%Punk/Rebel50%Loner50%Drama nerd44%Prep...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Birthday

Well my birthday was just a few days ago. Some friends got together and had a little party for me in Las Vegas. People came from all across the U.S. We had a smashing time at the Circus Circus Casino,...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST