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"Sabotage" Brandon Styles

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Brandon Stevenson, 23 years of age, hailing from the cesspool known as Columbus, Indiana. Whats there to know about me? Well, I have an odd fasciantion with poo-flinging monkeys and midgets. My hero is Homer Simpson. I like having lunch in the park. I absolutely love Hot Pockets. I stock produce at the Wally World.I am a pro wrestling fanatic and I am currently in the process of getting into what us on the inside lovingly refer to as "the business" in some capacity or another, preferably the in-ring action part of it. If you dont like it...well...(*pause* I said I was going to keep this clean) just forget you, ok? I am also a big fan of Kevin Smith movies, stand-up comedy, "Robot Chicken", and also a die-hard Looney Tunes freak.

My Interests

watching wrestling, studying wrestling footage,listening to rock music (ya know...Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, I've been on a kick for that sort lately) watching cartoons and movies, performing stupid human pet tricks (LOL...as seen on "The David Letterman Show"!!!), playing any sort of Super Mario Bros. game, eating pizza (especially stuffed crust meat lover's...MMMMMMMM!), working out.

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Silverman (my future wife...hey I can dream cant I?), Dustin Diamond ( aka Screech from "Saved By The Bell" and also known as the world biggest a--hole from "Celebrity Fit Club"), Ric Flair and Roddy Piper (just for the plethora of stories that would probably keep me in stitches)....oh, and Mark Hamill. I got your lightsaber right here, pal!!!

Which 80s Wrestling Superstar Are You?
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You scored as Ric Flair

You are the Nature Boy Ric Flair. You are THE limosine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. You always live up to your reputation as the 60 minute man.


Ric Flair


100%

Hot Rod Roddy Piper


70%

Jerry The King Lawler


65%

The Ultimate Warrior


60%

Abdullah the Butcher


50%

Dusty Rhodes


40%

Macho Man Randy Savage


40%

Superstar Billy Graham


25%

Sgt Slaughter


15%

Hulk Hogan


0%

Music:

Barenaked Ladies, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, The Offspring, Sublime, Staind, Incubus, Hinder, Beastie Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Hootie and The Blowfish, Linkin Park, Ben Harper, Plain White T's, Guster, The Fray, Unwritten Law, Bloodhound Gang, Puddle Of Mudd, Matchbox Twenty, Third Eye Blind, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith, Goo Goo Dolls

Movies:

anything with Adam Sandler, anything by Kevin Smith, Jerry Maguire, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Elf, Gremlins, Man On The Moon, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Jerry Maguire, Forrest Gump, The Usual Suspects, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Shaun Of The Dead, Beyond The Mat(wrestling documentary), Boondock Saints, Resevoir Dogs, Stripes, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, The Blues Brothers, Borat, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Garden State, The Big Lebowski, Blades Of Glory, the "Rocky" films, Dead Poets Society

Television:

anything wrestling,anything UFC or MMA-related, Frasier, Lost, Drew Carey Show, Heroes, VH1 Behind The Music, Hogan Knows Best, Surreal Life,My Name is Earl, The Office, Drawn Together, Insomniac, Degrassi High, Country Fried Home Videos, South Park,Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, King Of The Hill, Beavis and Butt-Head, American Dad, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Seinfeld, Just Shoot Me, Coach, Sanford and Son, Gilligans Island, Saved By The Bell, Scooby-Doo, SportsCenter, Nashville Star (heh), In Living Color, Walker Texas Ranger, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

Books:

most wrestling autobiographies (especially Shawn Michaels' and Mick Foley's)and a whole bunch of comic books, such as The Punisher, Formerly Known As The Justic League, Lobo, old school X-Men, anything written by Alan Moore or Frank Miller..oh, this could go on for days...

Heroes:

Yoda, Homer Simpson, Kevin Smith, Jeff Anderson,Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Ron White, Dave Attell, Daniel Tosh, Mitch Hedberg, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Edge, Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard, Arn Anderson, Triple H, Eddie Gilbert, Eddie Guerrero, Ken Kennedy, Jim Cornette and The Midnight Express (Eaton/Lane), Diamond Dallas Page, John Bradshaw Layfield, Marty Janetty, CM Punk, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Brian Pillman, Bobby Heenan

My Blog

just me being me.

I dont really have any collected thoughts, but I am just going to do a blog-thingy because, well I can. HA. Plus I havent done one in a while so I thought I would post one. Boo-Ya! I went to Horizon O...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:00:00 PST

Confusion Hidden Behind The Tears

I was on the Internet last night and I was about to click off around 7pm but then I happened to click over to MySpace for one last peek to see if I had any new messages or what-not, and I saw a bullet...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:16:00 PST

randomness running AMUCK!!!

Lets see????...anything new going on in my life...hmmm.... * I sort of changed my look up a bit. Bleached my hair and used some Nair to get rid of some of the body hair. Got rid of the beard I was gro...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

Passion...Desire...Hunger....

This past Saturday, I had the honor of participating in a training seminar with one of my favorite wrestlers growing up, 1/2 of one of the greatest tag teams of all-time The Rock 'N Roll Express, none...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST

the basic facts about yours truly (re-posting of old blog)

things YOU should know about Brandon Stevenson... Brandon Stevenson doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Brandon Stevenson is currently suin...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:19:00 PST

MySpace is my CRACK (hahaha)

I haven't been online in a week and I was getting so down and depressed about not being on MySpace, it's ridiculous. I was almost having withdrawals and shaking uncontrollably at times, it was insane....
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST

poem (untitled)

Im so numb, am i dumb? Do I hold on or just let it go.... Rolling through the snow, and I hear a voice Of what I want and I will probably never have I had my chance, and I threw it all away Just one m...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST

coming full circle

The last few months...I am not going to lie, besides the death of my grandmother, I dont think any other time in my life have I went through the type of depression I have sustained over the last few m...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:26:00 PST

eh, so I feel like posting a new blog.

I'm hugh on life right now. My Colts are going to a Super Bowl!!!! I think I may have suffered a mild heart attack during the last few minutes of that game. Whoever doubted the boys in blue, shame on ...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

Wrestling Survey

I stole this from female indy wrestler Kayla Sparks's MySpace profile since I found it interesting and I wanted to fill it out...so yeah...enjoy my unique perspective LOL Wrestling Survey 1. Favorite ...
Posted by "Sabotage" Brandon Styles on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST