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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

About Me

Rhonda Vagina is the nightlife/lounge lizard persona of prefomance artist,Jazzmin Jonez. Rhonda can often be spotted dancing on bars and sleazing up a storm every friday at Hollywood's infamous Miss Kitty's Parlour. She is also a member of The Starfactory avant-garde preformance art troupe. DON'T MISS IT!Profile modified by: The CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .. make belive, spooky-ness, shimmey shakin', preformance art, pagan/occult lore, horror, sketch comedy

I'd like to meet:

Dead Entertainers3

Music:

jayne mansfield,roxy music, ella fitzgerald, miss kittin and the hacker, goldfrapp, mickey avalon, dirty sanchez, jackie beat, squirrel nut zippers, brian eno, david bowie, the velvet underground, peaches, artie shaw, juan garcia esquivel, solex, the b-52's, tom waits, dee-lite, kelly

Movies:

(the first movie i ever really loved) a dirty shame, chicago, hedwig and the angry inch, ghost world, the royal tenenbaums, but i'm a cheerleader, phantom of the paradise, rocky horror picture show, freaks, the life aquatic, female trouble

Television:

what's that?

Books:

soiled doves, a thousand pieces of gold, me talk pretty one day, wigfield, dress your family in corduroy and denim, franny and zooey

Heroes:

Bugs Bunny in drag Miss Yvonne Good ol' Liz and Liza Calamity Jane

My Blog

nudity + waffles

'Nude Couple's Feud Ends at Waffle House From Associated PressNovember 04, 2006 5:29 AM EST NASHVILLE, Tenn. - No shirt, no service? What about no clothes at all? A couple that began squabbling in...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:03:00 PST

Day of the Dead

Feliz Dia de los Muertos. Feel free to leave a comment or post a picture for a loved one that has passed on.  ...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:19:00 PST

The Bunnies are taking over.....

Wonderful idea. Wish I thought of it.......    ' 'Rabbits' Appear on Vermont Roads From Associated PressSeptember 08, 2006 10:15 PM EDT ST. ALBANS, Vt. - Rabbits are taking over some roa...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST

PEE WEE!

I hardly get excited over television shows these days but I can't get enough of Pee Wee's Plahouse! The secret words,the hidden dirty humor,the splendid A.D.D. of it all! When I was just a little chic...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:24:00 PST

hickville

ma neighbors are screamin' at eachother again.  they have this certain 'down home southern' quality to them (ya catch my drift?). ...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST

The Black Rider

(for those of you that live in LA) go see The Black Rider at the Ahmanson Theatre. if yer a weirdo like me you'll love it. did i mention that Tom Waits wrote the music for it?...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:52:00 PST

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!!!!

hey everyone. add this profile. it's starfactory production's new profile. these people own my sweet ass (and i wouldn't have it any other way).http://www.myspace.com/starfactoryproductions for all th...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Thu, 04 May 2006 06:44:00 PST

baby eaters of the world rejoice!

dude,this be so fucked up. they're babies made out of marzipan. http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/id17.htm this link was sent to my dad from my closet christian gay uncle. one of his f...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST

no

there is no such thing as sleep.
Posted by Rhonda V. on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:57:00 PST

experince my dark muffins

i've been feeling so warm and fuzzy lately. things have been going well lately. it's like i'm happy or something. but seriously,somebody pinch me.  ...
Posted by Rhonda V. on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:00:00 PST