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I don't care about your kids or your menstrual pains..

About Me

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My Interests

1920's-1940's history, soledad, buddha dharma, pistol target practice with my husband, simplicity, COMEDY, mental masturbation, cold beer and tacos de asada on sunday afternoons, socialism/communism, comic books, the south, whiskey in my tea cup, pimp culture, Dia de los Muertos, sexually harrassing the devil, objectifying men, prostitutes, mortuary science, KISSING ZOMBIES, spitting stage blood on my unsuspecting audience, soul food, circus freaks, inhibriated painting, guerilla performance art, german silent horror films,MOLESTING YOUR CORPSE, being spontanious, world domination, pimpin' out strippers.

I'd like to meet:

tom waits, a sense of humor, gay hispanic satanists, bitches with big fake titties, korean popstars, circus folk, douches with foreign accents.

Music:

1920's, Classical, Blues, Underground Hip hop, experimental

Movies:

silent films, comedies

Television:

family guy, aqua teen, el chavo del 8, el chapulin colorado, old saturday night live, south park

Books:

The Pimps Bible(alfred "bebo" Johnson), Tales of Ordinary Madness(Charles Bukowski), Last Exit to Brooklyn/The Room(hubert selby jr), anything by federico garcia lorca, pablo neruda.

Heroes:

danny devito

My Blog

Is That All There Is?

No one says anything of interest anymore. My car will soon be your can of  orange flavored Shasta. Standing an inch away from their dirty faces, their stench lingering in the air, ...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:14:00 PST

The Mysterious Flower and My Love Affair WithTacos

Sunday night after work I walked out to my car and discovered a pink dahlia on my windshield. Apprehensively I picked it up, being careful not to touch the actual flower itself for fear that it may be...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 06:52:00 PST