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JonathanRyan

Second star to the left and straight on till morning...

About Me

The CricketSoda Myspace Editor! ..The crystal is the heart of the blade. The heart is the crystal of the Jedi. The Jedi is the crystal of the Force. The Force is the blade of the heart. All are intertwined: The crystal, The blade, The Jedi. You are one.****************GREETINGS******************************* * <..
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

I'm only laughing on the outside, my smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside I'm really crying, you might join me for a weep

Music:


electronica, house, disco, 80's,new wave, darkwave, electro-clash, hip hop, experimental noize, electro-punk, old skool punk, 20's sound, jazz, uhhhh meditation music...*AHhhhhahhh* im not gonna list off bands im lazy...

Movies:

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(fuck yourself i love em)batman, (them too, even the 60's version) x-men, alien quadrilagy, evil dead 2, akiria, adduition, suicide club, velvet goldmine, metropolis, hell raiser, blade runner, kill bill, anything with chris walkin. james bond, anything with zombies! anything with robots! JOHN WATERS, silent films,(especially with ruldolf valinteno..*fan fan) shitty sci-fi movies, i like to watch shitty movies too sometimes..there great,

Television:

family guy, futurama, C.S.I., HEROS cartoons and the history channel

Books:

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Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?

Heroes:

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My Blog

Re-activate

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Posted by JonathanRyan on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:01:00 PST

the death of me

I am but a shadow. a ghost of my former self. In a way I am truly dead. you may see me on the street but it is but a figment of your imagination. I nolonger exsist. ~the sandman~...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

Broken

The machine is getting rusty, Emoticons are on the fritz. It might be better just to junk this model and move on to the next, But I cant seem to let go. Perhaps an upgrade is wise....although im not ...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:40:00 PST

*************MODIFICATION NOTICE***********

****NOTICE*****   "Pleasure model 11118 has recently been modifyed.....it seems its sholders have been malfunctioning, therfore had to be replaced...Unfortunatly we have ran out of skin graphs fr...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 07:13:00 PST

upgrade Alert

Model 11118 has been upgraded......as a result the pigment in its hair has turned..Red.. notifcations will be posted it there are changes in behavioral patterns. that is all. -Sandman-...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

empty

well my bottle is almost empty,  who will drink the last drop, its been a long time since this glass was over filled.....love is a rare drink that quences the thirst of many, many times loves bo...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Laguna Beach is DOOMED!!

well, it seems my home town has a huge target on it ...posted by God? mud slides earthquakes and tsunami warnings?  its endured worse, and it always comes in three's.  someone better s...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Agua Caliente casino

so i just got back from the fabulious agua caliente casino in palm springs, love the bingo people!! anyway, they have a new slot there of you guessed it...star wars!! thats right a tricked out ultra ...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

feel the force!

now the circle is compleat! im leaving to see revenge or the sith! the final installment of the new trilogy! my geek is geekin, im so excited, and now you all know my secret star wars fetis...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wires exposed.....

i no longer sleep, my nerves are raw. a sliver of porcilne eched into my tooth covers the exposed..... more hair has been severd....as well as a chunk of my mind. the real question is....is it los...
Posted by JonathanRyan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST