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Daddy Needs a Drink

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About Me

TALES FROM THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE From the critically acclaimed author of Daddy Needs a Drink—hailed by the Los Angeles Times as “consistently hilarious”—comes a series of irreverent, wickedly observant essays about what it really means to be a teacher today. With his trademark wit and wisdom, Robert Wilder dissects the world’s noblest profession—whether he’s taming a classroom full of hormonal teenagers or going one-on-one with the school bully.
Wilder was twenty-six when he found his true calling. Leaving a lucrative advertising career in New York, he got a job as an assistant first-grade teacher at a Santa Fe alternative school—and never looked back. Now he brings his unique perspective—as a teacher, parent, and former student—to a series of laugh-out-loud essays that show teaching at its most absurd…and most rewarding. With brutal candor he chronicles his own lively adventures in modern education, from navigating cutthroat kindergarten sign-ups to subbing for a class experiment gone wrong–and dares to tell about it. , TALES FROM THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE shows what it really means to be a teacher today.
DADDY NEEDS A DRINK A Santa Fe dad shares heartwarming, comic, often ludicrous tales of raising a family in this laugh-out-loud book perfect for anyone who enjoys the edgy humor of David Sedaris or the whimsical commentary of Dave Barry. Waxing both profound and profane on issues close to a father’s heart–from exploding diapers to toddler tantrums, from the horrors of dressing up as Frosty the Snowman to the moments that make a father proud–Robert Wilder brilliantly captures the joys and absurdities of being a parent today. By turns tender, irreverent, and hysterically funny, DADDY NEEDS A DRINK is a hilarious and poignant tribute to his family by a man who truly loves being a father.
Robert Wilder has published fiction and nonfiction in Newsweek, Parenting, Details, Salon, Creative Nonfiction, The Greensboro Review, The Colorado Review, and elsewhere. He has been a commentator for NPR’s Morning Edition, “The Big Show with Honey Harris” on KBAC FM in Santa Fe and Back Roads Radio. His fiction and essays have been nominated for numerous awards including The Pushcart Prize. His column, “Daddy Needs a Drink,” is published monthly in the Santa Fe Reporter. He is the former director of the Southwest Literary Center of Recursos de Santa Fe which includes the Writers Reading Series and the Santa Fe Writers Conference. DADDY NEEDS A DRINK is his first book. TALES FROM THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE is his second.

My Interests

my family, language, teaching, irreverence, soccer, reading, spicy food, music

I'd like to meet:

You, yours, & everyone you know

Music:

Wilco, Old 97s, Cat Power, Hank Williams I & III (not II), The Clash, The Shins, Patty Griffin, Damien Rice, Led Zeppelin, Chris Whitley, Hold Steady, Johnny Cash

Movies:

The Godfather, Lost in Translation, Sideways, Tsotsi

Television:

Survivor, The Amazing Race, CSI, The Simpsons, The Office (UK Version), The Surreal Life, World Cup 2006

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Little Children, Candyfreak, Some Fun, Century's Son, Paddy on the Hardwood, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Donkey Gospel,Vernon God Little, All My Relations

My Blog

Heal Thyself

"Oh my God!" Hearing my wife Lala yell from the bathroom, I tore back there expecting to view an item off our slight tragedies menu: spilled bathroom cleanser, an unsightly and never previously spotte...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:08:00 PST

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

One of the ways that my father shows affection during our visits with him in Florida is through sandwich making. Each morning, before we leave him for the beach, my dad happily takes orders (as long a...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Fri, 09 May 2008 04:15:00 PST

Guys and Dolls

I was lying on my couch watching The Darjeeling Limited, a movie whose virtues include only the extensive use of the color yellow, when London padded in in a padded Hulk costume. His face was as long ...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

Mr Messy

 I was elbow deep into my hillock of chicken fajitas when my son London's friend Joe leaned over and whispered, "Hey, Rob.""Ymph?" I answered, my distended jaw full of chicken, grape tomatoes and...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:04:00 PST

Schooled

I'm a teacher so naturally I want my kids to enjoy school. I'm happy to say that except for a few minor incidents, both my children have not needed bubble gum bribes or threats of stints in the hole t...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:40:00 PST

Snow Daze

Is there anyone (besides drivers of bus and municipal plow alike) who doesn't like a snow day or at least a delay on account of the white stuff? All the kids and adults I like live for the moment wher...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:22:00 PST

Been Served

Over the Thanksgiving break, my in-laws invaded. Since my niece and nephew had never been to New Mexico before, the eight of us raced around the state, climbing into the ceremonial caves at Bandelier ...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:35:00 PST

Flying Solo

My wife rarely travels away from home without the children and now I understand why. She recently flew to California for a week to visit her sisters and here's a transcript of the first 16 hours under...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:15:00 PST

Conversion Van

I felt surprisingly fine about driving around with my daughter Poppy's old Power Wheels Barbie Beach Ranger Jeep in the back of my minivan. After all, my wife Lala and I were doing some creative cross...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:01:00 PST

Cell Out

My father and I recently spent a week together traveling back East to see old friends in old neighborhoods. One morning we were sitting across from each other at a table adjacent to our free hotel bre...
Posted by Daddy Needs a Drink on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST