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Anna

About Me

"The President of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialogue with God. Now, if he said that he was talking to God through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency. I fail to see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ludicrous or more offensive." - Sam Harris

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis Fucking Christ.

My Blog

wow

Holy shit. I made it all the way to 21 years old. What in the fuck will I do next?
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:03:00 GMT

been a long time

I got a neat new job at a record store awhile ago (like, um, four months ago...) and forgot to brag about it on here. I like it.   Last night I dreamt I was this old man I used to know....
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 23:50:00 GMT

bleck

Sometimes I spend a little bit too long on Myspace, and I find something or someone that just makes me go EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and decide to spend the rest of the day outdoors and away from my computer....
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 15:02:00 GMT

Joan Jett

Dear God/Buddha/Jesus/Higher Power/whatever, I will be really, really, really good from now on, as long as you promise to reincarnate me as Joan Jett the next time around.    ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 18:25:00 GMT

new phone number

I had to get a cell phone.  It was unavoidable -- I'm moving soon, and the new house doesn't have a land line that I can use.  If you want to call me, send me a message and I'll hook you up ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 16:09:00 GMT

new tattoo

Flowers and ivy leaves and such on my ribs and side. I feel like showing it off to all you people, so I'll try to find someone with a digital camera to take a picture of it once it's not all...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 15:51:00 GMT

public service announcement

  ... my homework is actually pretty entertaining today.... and remember kids: Venereal disease helps the enemy.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:03:00 GMT

not mine

"I didn't make this myself, but I'm gonna do it.  Twas a man, he had a pretty wife . . . and she went and losed her mind about her husband.  We'd go out and play for the insane asylum people...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:46:00 GMT

dull

a boring but necessary blog.. .I have a phone now. if you need my number, send me a message.  Life is unsettlingly good right now.  Hope you all are the same --   heart, a
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 20:44:00 GMT

been awhile

and it's late, and i'm bored, and out of books to read, so i'll write something that like three people will read to keep myself entertained until i can tune out my loud-ass heater long enough to fall ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 May 2005 00:25:00 GMT