NEVER SMILE AT A CROCODILE |
Have had a very disturbing week.
Was watching the TV when I had a phone call from Waggie. She said that Casanova was on Dragons' Den pitching his idea to the dragons.
I switched on the TV, panicking ...
Posted by Denver Bear on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST |
MOTHER'S DAY MILARKEY |
Good news!! My adoptive mother has returned home from her travels. She's been in the north pole saving polar bears from extinction.
She trotted back into our lives on Sunday just in time for Mother'...
Posted by Denver Bear on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST |
INTO THE DRAGONS' DEN |
Have had a rather interesting few days. Waggie took a telephone message for me whilst I was having my after lunch nap on Friday which simply said,
"Denver A man phoned to ask if you're free for TV a...
Posted by Denver Bear on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST |
WORM FARM COMPETITION WINNERS |
It's taken me over a day to decide which joke should win this very exciting competition.
I've been laughing so much that my jaws are aching. Could hardly eat my breakfast this morning!!
HERE ARE THE ...
Posted by Denver Bear on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST |
THE CARROT IS KING (LONG LIVE THE CARROT) |
Am a very happy bear.
For Clementinians, today is officially know as "Orange Tuesday". On my planet, this originated from a love of the humble carrot. Legend has it that a month of carrot harvesting h...
Posted by Denver Bear on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST |
* EXCLUSIVE * WIN A WORMFARM COMPETITION |
Hello readers!
I would like to welcome you to the first exclusive competition run by denverbear.co.uk. One lucky winner will have the opportunity to be the proud owner of a fabulous worm farm.
The wi...
Posted by Denver Bear on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST |
ORANGE IS THE NEW BROWN |
Found out some great news today. It's official the whole world will soon be orange.
I stumbled across an article in the newspaper that said in Russia it is snowing ORANGE snow. Yes my readers, ORANG...
Posted by Denver Bear on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:11:00 PST |
THE BEAR THAT CAME IN FROM THE COLD |
I have officially re-named January "SleepimusEatimusMaximus". Sounds better than boring old January anyway.
Have spent the last couple of weeks cold-proofing my bedroom. I now have 15 duvets on my bed...
Posted by Denver Bear on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:35:00 PST |
HAPPY NEW YEAR |
Happy New Year to all of you!
Had a very fun and festive time over the last couple of weeks. My gran whisked me off on a surprise holiday on Christmas Eve to go visit my great aunty Penelope the Polar...
Posted by Denver Bear on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST |
LIVE ANOTHER DAY |
Have been feeling somewhat perkier over the past few days. Maybe I should tell you all about the mix up with my diagnosis. What I thought said 'Gamma Poisoning' was a mistake brought on by both my bl...
Posted by Denver Bear on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST |
