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Abdul-Lateef

G'evenin'. I be yo' Thick Black Sidekick (tm)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Exceptional comedians so I can kill them.

Music:

Anything on Ninjatune, Tariq Khan and the High Breed, Depeche Mode, D'Angelo, System of A Down (BEFORE 'Hypnotize'), M'Shell N'Degeocello, Tool (BEFORE 'Lateralus'), Terrecon, K-OS, Fishbone, Wu-Tang Clan, Metallica (up to And Justice For All), Nwar, Bjork, Faith No More, Chris Rock, Mr. Bungle, Bernie Mack, The Cure, Eddie Murphy, Teh Chameleons, Eddie Griffen, Kate Fatherfuckin Bush, Bad Brains, Dennis Miller, Living Colour, Radiohead, Mos Def, Earth Wind & Fire, Jaga Jazzist, Blackalicious, Soundgarden, Anything with MF Doom...

Movies:

The Last Dragon

Television:

Firefly

Books:

Brown Girl In The Ring and Skinfolk (Nalo Hopkinson) The Coyote Kings of The Space-Age Bachelor pad (Minister Faust), Rich Dad, Poor Dad (Robert T. Kiyosaki), Imajica (Clive Barker), Frankenstien by that hot bitch Mary Shelley, The Ninja (Eric Van Lustbader), Firestarter by Stephen King even though that fucker has the word 'nigger' in every book he's written and anything by Octavia Butler

Heroes:

They all died when they drank that shit to get on that space ship

My Blog

Racism Still Exists in the Most Primitive of Forms

Wow. Louisiana's still in thew stone ages. I was struck a blow when I discovered that segregation still exists, resulting in 6 black kids being charged with one getting 22 years in jail for a fight. F...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:31:00 PST

Racism Still Exists in the Most Primitive of Forms

Wow. Louisiana's still in thew stone ages. I was struck a blow when I discovered that segregation still exists, resulting in 6 black kids being charged with one getting 22 years in jail for a fight. F...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:32:00 PST

Let’s Show the World that America Has No Shame!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sEL0OW57bWg&mode=related&search=
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

Bike Thieves Should Be Hung

They should be treated just like horse thieves. I'm just sayin'...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:40:00 PST

Social Regression with a Smile!

"Holla atchya boy!"Um...haven't we spent the last, oh I don't know, 400 years or so trying to get away from someone hollering at us calling us 'boy'? Have we progressed so much that we're right back ...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST

Hey! Now Just Wait A Darn Minute!

Has anybody noticed the gap?Take a look at the animals, they're more or less on the same level, they forage, fuck, hunt, fight, eat, sleep, shit and die. Sure there are a couple of freaks in the mix ...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

This is just wierd

Roaming the halls of the College I attended over ten years ago in a new program with noone I know, humming Depeche Mode. Flashbacks flood me.   PS. Wednesday@Blizzarts was nuts!...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:30:00 PST

Sometimes Will Smith Feels Like A Motherless Child

Oh my god.I just realized something that has plagued my dreams and horrified me in my waking hours:Will Smith's mommy doesn't love him!If you recall the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, his mother's words wer...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

You’re a shade or two darker than paper-bag brown

But you cheer the white man beating the native or brother down.'It's okay cuz he's the good guy!' the film's programmed into your protestsThey got your vote in this million-dollar ho festBut you know ...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:01:00 PST

Tchaikovsky was a Fag

but don't tell anybody. Too bad the great Russian composer wasn't alive during the Classical period when Mozart was kickin' it. Back then, about 100 years before Tchaikovsky was born-we're talking ea...
Posted by Abdul-Lateef on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:15:00 PST