I'd like to meet:
Exceptional comedians so I can kill them.
Music:
Anything on Ninjatune, Tariq Khan and the High Breed, Depeche Mode, D'Angelo, System of A Down (BEFORE 'Hypnotize'), M'Shell N'Degeocello, Tool (BEFORE 'Lateralus'), Terrecon, K-OS, Fishbone, Wu-Tang Clan, Metallica (up to And Justice For All), Nwar, Bjork, Faith No More, Chris Rock, Mr. Bungle, Bernie Mack, The Cure, Eddie Murphy, Teh Chameleons, Eddie Griffen, Kate Fatherfuckin Bush, Bad Brains, Dennis Miller, Living Colour, Radiohead, Mos Def, Earth Wind & Fire, Jaga Jazzist, Blackalicious, Soundgarden, Anything with MF Doom...
Movies:
The Last Dragon
Television:
Firefly
Books:
Brown Girl In The Ring and Skinfolk (Nalo Hopkinson) The Coyote Kings of The Space-Age Bachelor pad (Minister Faust), Rich Dad, Poor Dad (Robert T. Kiyosaki), Imajica (Clive Barker), Frankenstien by that hot bitch Mary Shelley, The Ninja (Eric Van Lustbader), Firestarter by Stephen King even though that fucker has the word 'nigger' in every book he's written and anything by Octavia Butler
Heroes:
They all died when they drank that shit to get on that space ship