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About Me

Name: Hatchet FaceNumber: 69Position: BlockerTeam: Les Filles Du RoiVices: Sex, drugs and SexWanted for: Minor misdameanors involving sex, rioting, lewd behavior, mis-directed aggression and indecent exposure, public drunkness ect...Birthed in the bowels of AssCrack, ontario...Hatchet face decided, much to the disappointment and disapproval of her parents, to for go a career in the Circus family side show and seek happiness elsewhere.At the ripe age of 6, she decided to leave the trailer park for good, taking with her a 40 oz of wild turkey, a pair of beat up roller skates, a craving for poutine and the mad urge to hit something...her wanderings eventually led her to the island of montreal where she discovered derby and sought to learn the sacred art of bone breaking, bruising and the proper gravy to cheese ratio...Having found her calling, Hatchet Face can now be found dominating the derby track and has brought new meaning to open bone fractures...When not on her roller skates, she prefers to long board topless with the hope of being arrested by strapping young police officers who know how to wield a billy bat....Hatchet face has recently returned to university to finsh her degree, Majoring in pain and dislocation and minoring in the Psychology of slutty and criminal behaviors

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My Interests

My Daughter,Art, music, sculpting, sweat, skin, tattoos, piercings, love love and more love...Roller Derby and a good fish net burn

I'd like to meet:

Everyone

Music:

TOOL, meshuggah, Anything involving Mike Patton, The Melvins,Le Force, Tori amos, Isis,Neurosis,Sleep, Samael,Kyuss, Protest The hero, The Gorgeous,Cephalic Carnage, Gwar,A Perfect Circle,Soundgarden,My dying bride,The mars volta, System of a down,Mindless Self Indulgence, M.I.A, Despised Icon, Dying Fetus, Slayer, Thine Eyes Bleed,Lamb of God, Mastadon, Converge, Strapping Young Lad, Opeth,Amorphis,Death, Grip INC, Testament, Primus,Pig Destroyer, Exodus(But only because of my father)The Dillinger escape plan, Hypocrisy,Misery Signals,Nile,A life once Lost,Arch Enemy,,Bad Acid Trip,High On Fire,Cryptopsy,Burn the Priest(Pre LOG)Cancer Bats, Alice In Chains, Lefty McRighty...

Movies:

Blood, guts, gore, decapitaion, black horror...Anything shocking...And maybe a little comedy thrown in there just for fun...Apocolypse Now, Haute Tension, Ghost World,Capote,Me, You and Everyone we know...Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

The trailer park boys...

Books:

Heart of darkness, The Berkut, The meaning of Life...Stephen King,Clive Barker, Kathe Koja, Anne Rice

Heroes:

My mother, My daughter, Myself

My Blog

I'm not in love with Andrew McCarthy anymore

But I am afflicted with a major case of reciprocated infatuation right now...and it's driving me crazy
Posted by Hatchet Face on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:41:00 PST

I`m in love with Andrew McCarthy

I am...I really, truly am head over freakin heels obsessed with Andrew McCarthyRemember him??From Pretty In Pink??well, I love him
Posted by Hatchet Face on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

The Magic Crystal

Last thursday...I found the Crystal...My shit sorting days are over...for now
Posted by Hatchet Face on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

And people say my job is easy....Fuck

Okay, so yesterday my 4 yr old crazy kid decides to eat this inch long elongated glass pebble, which, haha, she seems to think is a magic crystal that will give her special powers...So for the n...
Posted by Hatchet Face on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

The Funny Things that Can Sometimes Happen On Roller Skates

Like...Taking a major fucking fall on a slippery fllor and just happening to accidently box yourself with a skate wheel...I did It...I took a wheel to the Hooch and now I can`t sit down cuz I thi...
Posted by Hatchet Face on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:34:00 PST

How to Yawn and come...At the same time

My bestfriend in Highschool was depressed and took prozak...So, one night out of curiosity I took like, 3 of her pills just to see how happy I would get ..I guess it kinda worked cuz for the next day ...
Posted by Hatchet Face on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

conversations between mother and daughter

Hey Mom, smell my finger Eww, gross dude.What is That? (giggle, giggle) My Butt
Posted by Hatchet Face on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

It Puts The Lotion On

Now, It could be the aloe vera emulsifiers or the shea butter micro-exfoliators, but this new moisturizer I`ve been using has been getting me alot of action lately...Jergens, ladies...That...
Posted by Hatchet Face on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:31:00 PST

Shit Storm

What happens to a person when their dignity and notion of self is suctioned away? I thought I knew myself, but it`s like I`m living with a stranger...And I can`t get back to who I was before. I...
Posted by Hatchet Face on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST

The Biggest Oxymoron

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
Posted by Hatchet Face on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST