DIENASTY

DieNasty was born behind a brothel in the small catholic town of Les Belle Filles Ontario. She attended public school till grade 8, but apparently left school because she was bored and had nothing exciting to do. At the age of 15, she hitchhiked her way to Florida where she earned money selling crocheted string bikinis and ripping off truckers. Florida being the ass backwards place it is, she split there and hitched a ride with a freight boat across the ocean to Europe where she worked as a runaway stripper and nanny to a hard working family in Cologne. By 1988, she was regularly performing in live sex shows, and pie eating contests...Once she ate so much pie she puked on a guy after he yelled out nice ass bitch.... he called the cops and she puked on them too. Soon she began appearing in pornographic films like "Dienasty's Dynasty of Hungry Men" famous for its boxing and ping pong ball scene she went on to bigger and better things, like Roller Derby.A close friend of hers, Johnny Haggis named her Queen Cindy Haggis and recruited her to front his punk concept band, "Mouth Full of pie." With their debut in New York City clubs in 1990, Miss Nasty quickly developed a reputation for obscenity and unruliness. In 1991, Yellow Knife police arrested her for simulating sex on stage. Charged with battery to an officer and obscene conduct, she was later cleared because they appearently found her to be quite funny.Later that same year in Ottawa, DieNasty was acquitted of an obscenity charge for simulating sex on stage wearing only shaving cream. Then, in November, a Peterborough ON. judge sentenced her to one year supervision and fined her $35 for roughing up a freelance photographer who had attempted to take her picture as she jogged along the Montreal waterfront. Meanwhile, "Mouth Full of Pie" toured the world, once getting banned in London, where the press dubbed them "anarchists" and "Not suitible for young girls."During shooting of an appearance on "Law and Order" in 2007, program studio heads said they would not air Dienasty unless she changed out of a stage costume that revealed her nipples. She down right refused. The show's make-up artists found a compromise and painted her breasts black.

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