Thomas

Now...my story...hmmmm...well,Its a whimsical, comedic fairy tale. And to fully understand it you have to return to a time when men and swamps were swamps. Fire Swamps, that is. Full of quicksand and Rodents of Unusual Size. Lagoons were inhabited by shrieking eels. And the most beautiful woman in the world was named . . . Buttercup? Well, my story is kind of like a bent fairy tale. Complete with all the fencing, chasing, escapes, and silly accents you'd expect from such a different upbringing. My parents were nuts..in a good way. Ive met alot of unique people through the years. Including such unique folk as Inigo Montoya, who has dreamt his whole life of finding the six-fingered man who killed his father. He had a friend..named, Fezzik who was as big as a giant. Oh, my mom had a friend named "Miracle" Max. He use to perform "miracles" but between you and me I think he was just a holistic medicene man and a bit seenial. lol. I was a poor stable boy for most of my years. Ive been in love before. Her name was Buttercup (her parents did too much LCD in the 60's). We were to marry. But when i got captured by pirates(long story...dont go to Cuba), she was chosen by evil Prince Humperdinck to be his bride. Along the way, she got kidnapped, I got killed. But it all ends up okay. Wait! Is this...um...no. This isnt my story. Ok. since i wasted so much time telling the wrong story..ill give you a quick glimsp. i love music and photography. im good at one of those. apparently my moods are ruled by the moon and i keep my fingernails clean. And..I work to hard for to little..:^) pce.%lve., tmacStatus: Still Breathing Here for: Networking, Friends Orientation: Straight Hometown: The Universe Ethnicity: ***** :^) Zodiac Sign: Cancer Smoke / Drink: Yes / Sometimes Education: Some College Occupation: LivingINTERESTS: ....you . . . . MUSIC: ....Really anything with a great beat and comes from the soul. If a song can blast through my mechanism that we all have to be secure, predictable, to have everything undercontrol..too be nice...if it can blast through that and take me down into the sweaty, inner-sanctum where the sprits of life lives, moves and breaths... thats when things get nice. simply put...Music is,to me proof of the existence of God. It is extraordinarily full of magic , and in tough times of my life I can listen to music and it makes such a difference... . . . FILMS: ....too many to name. The Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Guillermo del Toro, Mel Brooks, Martin Scorsese, etc.etc. . . . TELEVISION: ....If its informative or funny, Ill probably watch it. I enjoy watching alot of documentaries. . . . BOOKS: ....too many to name. Mostly non fiction. Although I read Brave New World which is fiction..but..is it? . . . HEROES: ....Anyone who stands up for what they believe in and for what is right. Even if it means jail, fines, torture or death." We must learn to live together as brothers, or perish together as fools." -MLK- . . I'D LIKE TO MEET:....the future.****DISREGARD EVERYHTING ELSE BELOW. I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON AND IM NOT COMPUTER SAVEY ENOUGH TO FIGURE IT OUT. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW I CAN FIX IT FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW****....