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Flo & Spike*

Do you feel this heartbeat?

About Me


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We are Flo and Spike. I am Flo (i am the handsome fellow on the left) and that cute, but ferocious kitty on the right is Spike. We just moved to a house with a garden and now we realised there is a whole world out there full of cats.I love nothing more than canned tuna. That is the thing that keeps me going besides lots of attention and sleep. Some people might claim that i am dumb or a retard, but i am just very picky when it comes to using my brain. I rather let Spike think for me. That is far more efficient.I was born in Hekelingen, Holland. My mother was very pretty (They say i look like my daddy)and i lived at the house of a rich widow. So I was spoiled early-on in life and I still am.My nickname is LL fluffy Flo (Ladies love fluffy Flo), because there is no woman who can resist me and my cute pink nose. Even the biggest cat-haters will eventually adore me! We now live with Rene and his pretty girlfriend Andrea. We still miss Lucas a lot!I am striving for world domination, but unfortunately i am not even the boss in my own house. Flo keeps screwing up my cunning plans. I hate most humans especially those who call them selves Vets; i hate personal hygiene and cuddling. Sometimes I go crazy for no apparent reason.I was born in Zaandam, Holland in the house of a crazy single man who gave me away much too early. My slutty mother hated me and even killed my siblings. Fortunately a golden retriever took care of me untill Rene en Lucas kittennapped me.My nickname is Lowrider, because of my short legs.And I hope it will even happen sooner!

My Interests

birds, mice, bugs,boxes,running water, sinks, cuddling, eating, sleeping, lounching,playing with guitar strings, keeping our owner's awake when they have to get up early, destroy breakable and expensive things

I'd like to meet:

Cool cats from all over this planet (Spike: so we can get together and take over the world from those meddeling humans)And anyone or anything that tastes good like birds and mice. But let us lick you first before we become friends! Really we will not bite you!

Music:

Flo likes all music with a nice Flow like jazz, reggea and dub.He dislikes music with threatning base and drums. Spike doesn't like any music especially that horrible music his owner Rene makes with his band feverdream (Nothing personal Rene! We love you as long as you provide food for us). Spike attacks anyone in a deranged fashion who dares to whistle a happy tune. But we do like to chill with the music of the Catnip Cartel

Movies:

Flo likes big space battles in sci-fi movies like star trek.

Television:

Flo likes watching the olympic games, other big sport events and loud, flashy commercials.

Books:

We find books too thick which makes them uncomfortable. But any other paper, especially newspapers and bills, will sufice as a nice place to sleep.

Heroes:

Well we are pretty much our own heroes. We are adored by millions. Check us out on Cuteoverload or Pikapet and vote for us!!!We are also fighting for a better world without bully cats. That's why we are leaders of the Dutch Division (DD) of Mewgle's Army and we wear our badge with great pride! Mew! We are also very honoured to captain Billy's Water Unit in loving memory of Billy Bad Ass.

My Blog

The Outdoor Life

The first years of our lives we lived high up a tall building with just a small balcony. In the summer we would sit there for hours watching the birds and checking out all the cats belo...
Posted by Flo & Spike* on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

The Burberry Mystery

Since saturday night our lives have been upside down. This hot and humid night suddenly a new cat appeared in our garden in the courtyard. A red female feline with a Burberry colar we have never seen ...
Posted by Flo & Spike* on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

Do you feel this heartbeat?

Normally we would not do this for our he-human, but we thought we should do something back for once since he is our food-bearer and strokes our pretty furs on a regular basis. And maybe if we have suc...
Posted by Flo & Spike* on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:51:00 PST

What kind of cat is Flo?

Flo: I just took this quiz and it says i am dumb. Why do people always say that?Take the quiz: What kind of cat are you?dumb catYou aren't the brightest crayon in the box now are you? but its ok, you ...
Posted by Flo & Spike* on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST