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The New G

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About Me



That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.


My Interests

Ass Kickery (see "Kicking Ass")
Bollocks
Cinema
Circular Logic (see "Logic, Circular")
Cosmology
Creatures
Crime and Justice
Damnation and Hellfire
Doggies!
Dreaming, Lucid and Otherwise
El Camino
Elephant Necropsy
Etymology
Fake Blood
Fiction
Film/Filmmaking
Fratricide
Fuck
Geek Stuff
Giant Fucking Spiders
Gravitas
Hallucinations
History
Horror
Insolence
Jansen, Tek (see "Tek Jansen")
Japan
Kicking Ass (see "Ass Kickery")
Language
Literature
Logic, Circular (see "Circular Logic")
Loose Women
Making Long Alphabetical Lists of Stuff I Enjoy
Making Long Alphabetical Lists of Stuff I Loathe
Making Long Alphabetical Lists of Stuff of Which I've No Opinion
Mike Patton
MMA
Monsters
Mortal Kombat
Movies
Neckties
Neologisms
Nerd Stuff
Nightmares
Onanism
Peace
Philosophy
Polemics
Politics
Pretending
Propaganda
Puppets
Puppies!
Quantum Theory
Reading
Really, Really Bad Movies
Remembering That Time I Jumped from an Airplane
Repeating Myself
Repeating Myself
Repeating Myself
River Phoenix
Robots
Satire
Science Fact
Science Fiction
Semantics
Surrealism
Tek Jansen (see "Jansen, Tek")
Tentacles
Truthiness
Underwear Through the Ages
Video Games
Violence
Wikiality
Words
Writing
Xenophilia
Yarbles
You
Zombies

I'd like to meet:


Doppelganger.

Music:


Movies:

This could go on forever.
1984
28 Days Later
300
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
Abominable Dr. Phibes, the
Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer
Airplane!
Akira
Alien
American Psycho
American Werewolf in London, an
Animal House
Aristocrats, the
Army of Darkness
Audition
Avenging Disco Godfather, the
Bad Girls Go to Hell
Barbarella
Barbarosa
BASEketball
Batman Begins
Being John Malkovich
Better off Dead
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (thanks, Russ!)
Blade Runner
Blazing Saddles
Blood Feast
Bloodsucking Freaks
Blue Velvet
Boondock Saints, the
Brazil
Bride of the Monster
Bridge on the River Kwai, the
Bubba Ho-Tep
Bucket of Blood, a (1959)
Buffalo Soldiers
Cannibal! The Musical
Carrie
Cecil B Demented
Cemetery Man
Change of Habit
Children of Men
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
Cleopatra Jones
Clerks
Clockwork Orange, a
Code 46
Crimewave
Cry-Baby
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Day the Earth Stood Still, the
Dead Alive
Dead Zone, the
Delicatessen
Desperado
Desperate Living
Devils, the
Devil's Rejects, the
Dogma
Dolemite
Donnie Darko
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Doom Generation, the
Double Agent 73
Do the Right Thing
Dr. No
Dr. Strangelove
Ed Wood
Elizabeth
Empire of the Ants
Equilibrium
Equinox
Eraserhead
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evening with Kevin Smith, an
Evil Dead, the
Evil Dead II
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fearless Hyena, the
Fear No Evil
Female Trouble
Fight Club
Fist of Fury
Fly, the (1958)
Fly, the (1986)
Freaks, Tod Browning's
Friday
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Fulltime Killer
Ghost Dog
Gift (1993)
Gift, the (2000)
Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning
Glen or Glenda?
Godzilla vs. Mothra
Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster
Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, the
Gothic
Grindhouse
Halloween
Happiness
Happiness of the Katakuris, the
Heathers
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
Hellraiser
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
High Anxiety
House of Dreams
House of Flying Daggers
Ichi the Killer
I Love You to Death
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Invincible (2001)
Jaws
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Kung Fu Hustle
Kurt & Courtney
Labyrinth
Lair of the White Worm
Land of the Dead
Last Man on Earth, the
Last Night
Letters from Iwo Jima
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Lord of the G-Strings
Lunatics: A Love Story
Man Bites Dog
Mars Needs Women!
Master of the Flying Guillotine
Matrix, the
Meet the Feebles
MirrorMask
Monster
Mosquito Coast, the
Murderball
My Own Private Idaho
Natural Born Killers
Niagra
Nightbreed
Night of the Creeps
Night of the Living Dead
Nowhere
O.C. and Stiggs
Office Space
Oldboy
Ong Bak
Orca
Orgazmo
Pan's Labyrinth
Party Monster
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Prestige, the
Professional, the
Psycho (1960)
Psychomania!
Quills
Ran
Rear Window
Repo Man
Requiem for a Dream
Reservoir Dogs
Return of the Living Dead, the
Roman
Romeo is Bleeding
Running on Empty
Running Time
Scanner Darkly, A
Scarface
Secretary
Series 7: The Contenders
Seven Samurai, the
Shadow of the Vampire
Shaolin Soccer
Shaun of the Dead
Sin City
Sling Blade
Sneakers
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Space Camp
Specials, the
Stir Crazy
Suspiria
Swarm, the
Team America: World Police
Terror Firmer
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the (1974)
Theatre of Blood
They Live
Thing, the
Thou Shalt Not Kill...Except
Top Secret!
Toxic Avenger, the
Trainspotting
Tromeo & Juliet
True Romance
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend
Usual Suspects, the
Uzumaki
V for Vendetta
Vertigo
Videodrome
Viva Las Vegas
Warlock: the Armageddon
Weird Science
Westworld
Where the Buffalo Roam
White Zombie
Wicker Man, the (1973)
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Wisconsin Death Trip
Xanadu
Yes Men, the
Young Frankenstein
Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo

Television:

Adult Swim (Special mention to Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Futurama; Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law; and the Venture Bros.)
Colbert Report, the
Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the
Deadwood
Dexter
Discovery Science Channel
Doctor Who
Farscape
Father Ted
Firefly
History Channel
Homicide: Life on the Street
Invader Zim
Kids in the Hall
Lost
Miami Ink
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Mr. Show
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Night Court
Nip/Tuck
Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
Rome
South Park
Thief
Twilight Zone, the (1959-1964)
Twin Peaks
Weeds
X-Files, the (1993-2000)
X-Play
Young Ones, the

Books:

Finally alphabetized for ease of reference and fulfillment of obsessive-compulsion! One book per author. This list is a work in progress.
Adams, Douglas.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Archer, Jeffrey.
A Prison Diary
Atwood, Margaret.
The Handmaid's Tale
Ballard, J.G.
The Atrocity Exhibition
Barker, Clive.
Weaveworld
Baudelaire, Charles.
Les Fleurs du Mal
Beckett, Samuel.
Waiting for Godot: A Tragicomedy in Two Acts
Belzer, Richard.
UFOs, JFK, and Elvis: Conspiracies You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Believe
Bierce, Ambrose.
The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
Bloch, Robert.
Psycho
Bradbury, Ray.
Fahrenheit 451
Brooks, Max.
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
Bruce, Lenny.
How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
Bukowski, Charles.
Pulp
Burgess, Anthony.
A Clockwork Orange
Burroughs, William S.
Exterminator!
Campbell, Bruce.
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor
Carr, Caleb.
The Alienist
Carroll, Jim.
The Basketball Diaries
Carroll, Lewis.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
Chandler, Raymond.
The Big Sleep
Clarke, Susanna.
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
Danielewski, Mark Z.
House of Leaves
Delany, Samuel R.
Dhalgren
Dick, Phillip K.
The World Jones Made
Dorsey, Tim.
Florida Roadkill
Ellis, Bret Easton.
American Psycho
Ellison, Harlan.
The Essential Ellison: A 50 Year Retrospective
Ennis, Garth.
Preacher Vol. 1: Gone To Texas
Farina, Richard.
Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me
Fforde, Jasper.
The Eyre Affair
Franken, Al.
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
Fredriksson, Marianne.
According to Mary Magdalene
Gaiman, Neil & Pratchett, Terry.
Good Omens
Ginsberg, Allen.
Howl and Other Poems
Gonick, Larry.
The Cartoon History of the Universe Volumes 1-7: From the Big Bang to Alexander the Great
Grimm, Jacob & Wilhelm.
The Complete Grimm's Fairy Tales
Gunn, James.
The Toy Collector
Harris, Sam.
Letter to a Christian Nation
Hartwell, David G. (editor).
The Dark Descent
Hawking, Stephen.
A Brief History of Time
Heinlein, Robert A.
The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
Heller, Joseph.
Catch-22
Herbert, Frank.
Dune
Hesse, Hermann.
Siddhartha: An Indian Tale
Highsmith, Patricia.
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Hitchens, Christopher.
Why Orwell Matters
Hoff-Sommers, Christina.
Who Stole Feminism?: How Women Have Betrayed Women
Hughes, Langston.
The Collected Poems of Langston Hughes
Huxley, Aldous.
The Doors of Perception and Heaven and Hell
Jackson, Shirley.
The Lottery and Other Stories
James, Henry.
The Turn of the Screw
Jillette, Penn.
Sock
Kafka, Franz.
The Trial
Kaminer, Wendy.
Sleeping with Extra-Terrestrials: The Rise of Irrationalism and Perils of Piety
Kaufman, Lloyd.
Make Your Own Damn Movie!
Kaysen, Susanna.
Girl, Interrupted
Kerouac, Jack.
The Dharma Bums
Kesey, Ken.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Keyes, Daniel.
Flowers for Algernon
Kick, Russ (editor).
Everything You Know Is Wrong: The Disinformation Guide to Secrets and Lies
King, Stephen.
The Shining
Lee, Harper.
To Kill a Mockingbird
Leiber, Fritz.
Dark Ladies: Conjure Wife/Our Lady of Darkness
L'Engle, Madeleine.
A Wrinkle in Time
Lethem, Jonathan.
Gun, With Occasional Music
Lewis, Matthew.
The Monk
Liberty, Anita.
How to Heal the Hurt by Hating
Loewen, James W.
Lies My Teacher Told Me: Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
Lovecraft, H.P.
The Best of H.P. Lovecraft: Bloodcurdling Tales of Horror and the Macabre
Machiavelli, Niccolo.
The Prince
Mackay, Charles.
Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds
Matheson, Richard.
I Am Legend
McLean, Bethany & Elkind, Peter.
The Smartest Guys in the Room: The Amazing Rise and Scandalous Fall of Enron
Miller, Arthur.
The Crucible
Miller, Frank.
Sin City, Book 4: That Yellow Bastard
Millet, Lydia.
George Bush, Dark Prince of Love: A Presidential Romance
Moore, Alan & Bolland, Brian.
Batman: The Killing Joke
Nabokov, Vladimir.
Invitation to a Beheading
Nersesian, Arthur.
The Fuck Up
Nietzsche, Friedrich.
Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy of the Future
Nin, Anais.
Delta of Venus
Oates, Joyce Carol.
Expensive People
Orwell, George.
1984
Palahniuk, Chuck.
Invisible Monsters
Pekar, Harvey.
American Splendor: The Life and Times of Harvey Pekar
Pirsig, Robert M.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values
Plath, Sylvia.
The Bell Jar
Poe, Edgar Allan.
Complete Tales and Poems
Rand, Ayn.
The Fountainhead
Robbins, Tom.
Another Roadside Attraction
Roth, Philip.
Portnoy's Complaint
Rushdie, Salman.
The Satanic Verses
Russell, Bertrand.
Why I Am Not A Christian: And Other Essays on Religion and Related Subjects
de Sade, Marquis Donatien Alphonse Fran?ois.
Justine, Philosophy in the Bedroom, and Other Writings
Salinger, J.D.
The Catcher in the Rye
Sartre, Jean-Paul.
Nausea
Schuyler, George S.
Black No More: Being an Account of the Strange and Wonderful Workings of Science in the Land of the Free
Sedaris, Amy; Dinello, Paul & Colbert, Stephen.
Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not
Sedaris, David.
Me Talk Pretty One Day
Selby, Jr., Hubert.
Requiem for a Dream
Shakespeare, William.
MacBeth
Shelley, Mary.
Frankenstein
Sinclair, Upton.
The Jungle
Snell, D.L. & Hall, Elijah (editors).
The Undead: Zombie Anthology
Somtow, S.P.
Moon Dance
Stephenson, Neal.
In the Beginning... was the Command Line
Stevenson, Robert Louis.
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Stewart, Jon; & the Writers of The Daily Show.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
Stoker, Bram.
Dracula
Stoppard, Tom.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Thompson, Hunter S.
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72
Thompson, Jim.
The Killer Inside Me
Trumbo, Dalton.
Johnny Got His Gun
Tsu, Lao.
Tao Te Ching
Twain, Mark.
Pudd'nhead Wilson
Vasquez, Jhonen.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
Vidal, Gore.
Dreaming War: Blood for Oil and the Cheney-Bush Junta
Voltaire.
Candide
Vonnegut, Jr., Kurt.
Mother Night
Vowell, Sarah.
The Partly Cloudy Patriot
Wallace, David Foster.
Everything and More: A Compact History of Infinity
Weigall, Arthur.
The Life and Times of Akhnaton, Pharaoh of Egypt
Wells, H.G.
The War of the Worlds
Welsh, Irvine.
Trainspotting
Wilde, Oscar.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Wolfe, Tom.
The Bonfire of the Vanities
Wurtzel, Elizabeth.
Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women
Yglesias, Rafael.
Dr. Neruda's Cure for Evil
Young, Kristopher.
Click
Zinn, Howard.
A People's History of the United States: 1492 to Present
Stay Tuned! More to come!!!

Heroes:


Lloyd Kaufman

Sam Raimi

Doris Wishman

Stephen Hawking

Lobo

Hunter S. Thompson

Trey Parker & Matt Stone

Marie Curie

William Gaines

Penn & Teller

George Carlin

Carl Sagan

Akira Kurosawa

Frank Zappa

Margaret Cho

Albert Einstein

Jon Stewart

Bertrand Russell

Stephen Colbert

Ronald Mallet

Triumph

Alfred Hitchcock

My Blog

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Posted by The New G on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:46:00 PST

Karaoke Pix Up

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Posted by The New G on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:42:00 PST

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Posted by The New G on Sun, 25 May 2008 12:26:00 PST

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Posted by The New G on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:20:00 PST

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Posted by The New G on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:46:00 PST

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Posted by The New G on Sat, 10 May 2008 04:46:00 PST

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Posted by The New G on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:54:00 PST

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Posted by The New G on Mon, 05 May 2008 03:01:00 PST

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