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Poor Sailor

POOR FAILURE!

About Me

"Insert bitter sarcastic comment about how we hate each other here."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/23/2006
Band Website: nope
Band Members: Cancer - bass/keyboards
Dark Harvest - drums
Crack Whore - guitar/vox
Saw'd Off - guitar/vox
Starburst - delay pedal

Influences: sassy dance-punk.
Sounds Like: sassy dance-punk.
Record Label: not even close
Type of Label: None

My Blog

I heard you guys broke up.

Poor Sailor has decided to call it a day. It's not your fault. It's not anyone's fault. Sometimes with music, the creative waters get brackish and people want to do other things. Sometimes things ...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

money bags.

our northeast ohio winter tour is over. it was hard, but lucrative. our coffers over here at poor sailor inc. are overflowing. ryan and i had to get rid of captain because he was taking up precious...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:34:00 PST

Our First Article! or... Rolin wishes he was Stephen Malkmus!

From The PD, by John Benson"Nothing cures post-holiday blues better than cheap music and cheap beer. Headlining the "3rd Annual Post-Xmas Markdown Show" is Northeast Ohio band on the rise, Poor Sai...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

erection time.

vote blackwell. we are. he loves babies and hates gays. that somehow makes us feel safer. GO BIBLE!
Posted by Poor Sailor on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

Ghost.

There's a ghost in our practice space, and he is not friendly like patrick swayze(sp?). This motherfuck throws mic stands across rooms while I'm trying to record and closes doors on me. I am never goi...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

chatty kathy.

kent was really fun. turnip records is a great store, i found the ho ag album and shapes by polvo, which is almost impossible to find anymore. so thanks turnip, alan and chelsea and lots of thanks t...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

you wilson loving motherfucker.

detroit was a whole mess of fun. we played somebody's basement. the guy who put it on set up these multi-colored swirling lights and people danced around onstage with us. i really liked that. i re...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:57:00 PST

Can you serve my area?

        As an update for all of you Poor Sailor fans out there, we have been taking some new steps forward.  You all may know that Poor Sailor's genre was deemed "Ps...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:55:00 PST

Hear what the people have to say!

I like all different styles of music. But you "music" can hardly be classified as music. You are wanna be musicians that could hardly ever come near the talent that Wes Borland has in his right hand a...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

The More You Know...

Our good friend Mat Grady has shocked the scientific community by solving an age old problem! Did you know that by simply using the word "ass," that you can link any two words together, thus forming a...
Posted by Poor Sailor on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:59:00 PST