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The Jerkstore called and theyre runnin outa YOU

CONSCIENCE IS DEAD... GROW UP! It's fuck your buddy. Cheat on your wife. Call your mother on Mother'

About Me

I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.------------------------ ------------------------RIP Marc 3/18/07------------------------ ------------------------I go by Kevin or KUCH I should've grown up in the 70's I'm really random, I say and do some goofy things and for some reason I have a bunch of references to strange things, and if they're offensive or you don't find them funny o well I guess you don't share my sense of humor... there's no point in bein alive if you can't laugh I don't like being made a fool of... I love music, I have 6 guitars, I play some piano, and I can kinda sing I'm addicted to lifting... I think I may have a problem I like just about every sport I watch way too many movies, Fight Club and Casino are my favorite I'm very honest, somtimes too honest and I don't lie very often if not at all and if I do it's for a damn good reason I hate lying and drama so if you're looking to do or cause either... get out I like to party and I like to just chill... I sometimes do crazy shit and not getting caught is always a good thing. If you're gonna give me shit you're not worth my time and you can go fuck yourself.------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------ gotta love the sound effects brian johnson makes------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------

My Interests

guitars, music, lifting, good times, good tunes, hangin out, dickin around, mean cars, loud bikes, movies, beer, pool, disk golf, bowling, video games, summer, being outside, the woods, hunting, camping, fishing (not very good at fishing) laughing at bums, watchin the game, partying, basically I like to have a good time all the time... and I've been really gettin into tattoo's

adopt your own virtual pet! I want this car

I'd like to meet:

HONEST PEOPLE, people that make me laugh and people who are laid back that don't put up with everyones shit that can think for themselves, not too into anything (beein a whore, alcahol, crack), open, able to take a joke, not into sadistic creepy things like killing people, eating them or anything else like that... I don't like sluts, unless they're dead hookers. I can hang with just about anyone and have a good time so, whatever?and as for famous people...Bob Barker, Tony Danza, the guy that invented beer, MacGyver, Christopher Walkin, and a bunch of other cool people I guessIT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!I don't like it when people don't pay what they owe...Lindsey Buckingham's version of "Here comes the sun" one of my favorite songs played by one of my favorite guitar players ..

Poor Kermit, all strung out and lonely Christopher Walkin... up his ass
I'm kind've a big deal... people know me

KLUTCH

Gheramy

Patrick Bateman

STEVE

Keith

JOE

DRUNK

Handlebar Mustache

I JUST HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!

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Music:

real rock n roll, metal, cheesy 80's bands, blues, alot of 70's music... Fleetwood Mac, Eagles, Phil Collins, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, Journey, Styx, Pink Floyd, Skinnard, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Metalica, Pantera, Black Lable Society, KISS, Rod Stewart, Billy Joel, Elton John, John Lennon, Iron Maiden, DIO, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, James Taylor, PETTY, Paul Simon, FRAMPTON!, Hall and Oates, Dire Straits, Led Zeppelin, ZZ Top, Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Ted Nugent, Yngwie Malmsteen, Joe Satriani, Robert Cray, Stevie Ray Vaugn, Queen, Boston, Bon Jovi, Bob Segar, THE BOSS, CCR, Def Leppard, Tears for Fears, Poison, The Police, Dream Theater, Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Korn, NIN, Rolling Stones, Doors, Hendrix, Tool, The Who, Meatloaf, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, SLAYER ... there's a few more here and there but I can't think of them right now. as you can see I listen to a wide range of music, basically anythign that -I- feel carries a good singer, instrumental value and talent I'll listen to

Movies:

THIS IS SPINAL TAP!, Royal Tananbaums, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (or any Krueger movie for that matter), Terminator 1 and 2 (actually all Arnold movies), Conan, Running man, Predator, True Lies, Total Recal, Hurculies in New York?, Twins, End of Days, Commando ext., The Naked Gun, Life Aquatic, The Prestige, Borat, The Departed, Wedding Crashers, Reno 911 Miami, Jackass 1n2, Scent of a Woman, Pink Floyd - The Wall, The Goonies, Nutty Professor, Comming to America, American Phsycho, The Machinist, Shawshank Redemption, Escape From Alcatraz, Green Mile, Pulp Fiction, Wedding Singer, Happy Gilmore, Billy Maddison, Water Boy, Amadeous, Bill and Ted, High Fidelity, Corpse Bride, A Nightmare Before Chirstmas, Jurassic Park, Breakfast Club, Bram Stokers Dracula, Sin City, Big Lebowski, Anchor Man, Old School, Phantom of the Opera, Almost Famous, Beauty and the Beast, Aladin, Lion King, Ice Age, Cars, Robots, Seven, Fight Club, Lethal Weapon, National Lampoon's Vacation, Caddy Shack, Fletch, Plains Trains and Automobiles, Grumpy old men, Grumpier old men, Any given sunday, American History X, Godfather 1 and 2, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beer Fest, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Silence of the Lambs, Hanible, Red Dragon, Weekend at Bernies, Ace Ventura, Bad Santa, Office Space, Boogie Nights, Hulk, Batman (returns, forever, and begins) anything with Richard Prior or Gene Wilder, anything with LESLIE NIELSON!!!!!, MADAGASCAR, Wating, SAW, SAW 2, Face Off, Punisher, Mask of Zoro, Indiana Jones movies, Hunt for Red October, Bond Movies, Austin Powers movies, wayne's world, Devils Advocate, Tombstone, Better Off Dead, Longest Yard, Detroit Rock City, CASINO!, Goodfellas, Wrongfully Accused, Van Wilder, DIE HARD series, Enter The Dragon, Return of the Dragon, Game of Death, Bloodsprot, Kick Boxer, Armageddon, Momento, TOP GUN!, SLAP SHOT, Meet Wally Sparks, Highlander, Braveheart, Blazing Saddles, The History of the World, Willy Wonka (origional), Mr. Holland's Opus, cheezy old horror films, movies with mean cars and fast women, Thanksgiving, Grindhouse, and many more I'll keep adding to the list as I think of them

Television:

MacGyver, the shield, nip tuck, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm,(old) Saturday Night Live, south park, more MacGyver, family guy, good stand up, who's the boss?... what?

Books:

ROMO, Death Watch, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, Hamlet, Midsummer Night's Dream, Dracual, Last Mission, heartshape box

Heroes:

My grandma, MacGyver, Stevie Ray Vaugn, Lindsey Buckingham, Wilt Chamberlain, Bill Romanowski, Hulk Hogan, Rick Flair WHHOOOOOWW! Arnold Schwartzennegger, Frank Zane, Chuck Norris, The FonzKILLDOZER! (http://www.myspace.com/marvin_heemeyer)

My Blog

I've realized something today...

I'm one strange, random person... I was at work and I had to stop and think for a second and then I thought some more, trying to figure myself out. I've thought on this many times before but to n...
Posted by The Jerkstore called and theyre runnin outa YOU on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

lessons

don't shit on your own doorstep never settle for less than what you really want don't live in the past, always keep movin on don't go back to the person you were to be with someone again (you'll ...
Posted by The Jerkstore called and theyre runnin outa YOU on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

have you ever...

been so tired of bullshit that you just want to drop everything, tell everyone to fuck themselves and move somewhere new and start all over... I've seen all parma, and this part of the state has to of...
Posted by The Jerkstore called and theyre runnin outa YOU on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST

I'M LEBANESE!

STATISTICS ABOUT LEBANON 1. Lebanon has 18 religious communities 2. It has 40 daily newspapers 3. It has 42 universities 4. It has over 100 banks 5. 70f the students are in private schools6. 40f the L...
Posted by The Jerkstore called and theyre runnin outa YOU on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:12:00 PST

one liners

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If the shoe fits, get another one just...
Posted by The Jerkstore called and theyre runnin outa YOU on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:38:00 PST

you think you know me? check it out.....

I guess this is a survey of me... I don't know why I do these?   [Druggy] - fuck no[Daydreamer] - All the time [Freak] - For the right girl [Dork] - sometimes[Bitch/Asshole] - only under extreme ...
Posted by The Jerkstore called and theyre runnin outa YOU on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:22:00 PST