Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is)

About Me

T-Shirt of the Month:"It's Hard Out Here...For A Chimp [insert chimp headshot]"I don't make these things up, people.
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Music:

Movies:

because i'm a psuedo-boho snob, i'm supposed to put down "foreign-language indie film", which i do like, but was hoping to altogether not include in this online dossier. on the other hand, i was very much into '300''s overstylized and historically inaccurate ass-whupp'n.

Television:

what's that show with the guy who looks exasperated and fights the terrorists? there are weeks i feel like him, except the bad guys aren't so much dangerous as mediocre.my friends keep telling me i should borrow their 'sopranos' and 'homicide' DVDs. i have watched a few episodes of new doctor who episodes as well as battlestar galactica. i enjoy alton brown's 'good eats'. i am guilty of only watching the today show because i think anne currie is somewhat delectable; that goes double for the fun-loving hotties on univision's 'despierta america!'.overall, however, my TV watching is somewhat limited.

Books:

gosh, i haven't read a book in a while and am quite ashamed. i simply must remember to make my short lunches at work worthwhile by a trip to the downtown branch of the cleveland public library. there is a matter of certain fines being almost insurmountable, though...

Heroes:

too many to name, and probably not enough.

My Blog

Blog Day Afternoon - Hot Tips for Cool Clevelanders (and Beyond)

While I was busy flopping the paper burger here at my new(ish) Cleveland Public Theatre digs, I thought I'd toss some recommendations/suggestions/warnings your way, which may come in handy as you stre...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:17:00 PST

belated updates, in short order

For the Curious: Caswell's getting married, Melt wins awards, Obama takes the lead, Springtime might be here at last, the Cavs are completely outclassed and outgunned and outrun, all the sinks and the...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Fri, 09 May 2008 11:51:00 PST

COBRA VERDE / LOTTERY LEAGUE 2008

COBRA VERDE PERFORMS ACTUAL ROCK SHOWTHE GARAGE BAR this SATURDAY MARCH 13TH This is actually, legitimately happening! Get three full sets of raunchy rock n’ roll for FREE (...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

Out Here in the Fields, We Fight For Our Meals

To all you gentle souls reading my literary wears (or checking out my literary underwear), I appreciate your concern, enthusiasm, hopes and dreams for this man-turned-hamburger. Since my wondero...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:47:00 PST

Daptone Records, Once Again - a non-hamburger blog entry

So I was doing a bit of research on my new fave tune, Jay-Z's "Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)"*. This killer tune is on the American Gangster soundtrack, and goes a little like this: http:/...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST

HAMBURGER CHRONICLES part IV: Free Times Music Awards

In my last blog entry, I related to you a tale of derring-do, as I, a real bona-fide living hamburger, encountered dangerous thrills on the mean streets of Cleveland, Ohio. If you're comin...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:02:00 PST

The Hamburger Chronicles: Black Market Blow-Out

"It's the last fair deal goin' down,last fair deal goin' downIt's the last fair deal goin' down, good Lord,on that Gulfport Island RoadPlease, Ida Belle, don't cry this timeIda Belle, don't cry this t...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:24:00 PST

Chapter Two: Lettuce Now Praise Famous Men (and Women)

So the other night, amidst the snow and sleet of Cleveland, I decided to attend the CSU Democratic Presidential Debate. You might ask, "what business does he have showing up, much less as a hamb...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:57:00 PST

Ich Bin Ein Hamburger, Chapter One

CHAPTER ONE: WHERE'S THE BEEF? RIGHT HERE! As you may have read in my recent bulletin post (2/26/08), I have volunteered to undergo a high-risk scientific procedure that has turned me into a large ham...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:41:00 PST

well, blog it is.

i walk into the bar, and order a drink. my hands are on fire, little tongues of flame slipping from underneath my fingernails. if this was los angeles, it'd be cool. i'd be johnny blaze. but this is c...
Posted by Edward A. Sotelo (...and the winner is) on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:51:00 PST