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Cami

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About Me

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

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My Blog

Palin Poetry

best thing I've read today.  http://www.slate.com/id/2201342/  "On Good and Evil" It is obvious to me Who the good guys are in this oneAnd who the bad guys are. The bad guys are the ones Who...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:01:00 GMT

Everyone needs a little stalking sometimes...

In honor of the Olympics, it makes me think of my favorite Chinese stalker... Read The Story Here (this is circa...2000 I think?)Yep, it's true...someone took the time out of their day to become obse...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:25:00 GMT

IRSN Review - dire straights for Cleveland hipsterdom?

After what I consider to be a successful IRSN, Bradley takes it one step further.http://www.clevescene.com/2008-03-05/news/at-indie-r ock-singles-night-in-cleveland-an-event-for-hipsters-lacks-o ne-key-...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:16:00 GMT

Indie Rock Singles Night - Trivia

Ok, so I'm trying to advertise this. It should be fun! Please tell your friends!Hosted By: Cleveland BolWhen: Thursday Feb 21, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere: Beachland Ballroom15711 Waterloo RdWaterloo, Ohio...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:16:00 GMT

Before the Apocalypse...

The list of things that I plan to do before the apocalypse: Interview an Alaskan FishermanWalk/Run across the country a la Forrest Gump Visit Cambodia Buy Apocalypse goggles for Zukey (you know, for...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:42:00 GMT

I won't be on the news tonight!

So today...I won't be on the news!  Though I am spectacular, apparently News Channel 3 did not want to film me for the 6 o'clock feature on high school students doing breast cancer research. ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:45:00 GMT

Once

I think I just saw my favorite movie of the year.  It's called Once and it's playing at the Cedar-Lee now.  It was spectacular.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:53:00 GMT

Quit it Tom,

This is the second time in a week that Featured Myspace Music has stolen my profile song.  Maybe I just have a nack for pickin' em?  PS: It's hot outside...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:25:00 GMT

Bread and Butter

I don't know why prisoners/POWs/Poor People always complain about it, but bread and butter...when combined...are like totally RAD!Yum. 
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:29:00 GMT

Being a good American

Not to sound too cheesy, but it's fucking great to be an American.  Sometimes it's easy to forget what things like freedom and American pride are when, you know, I'm eating hot dogs or getting dr...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:26:00 GMT