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squirrel assassin

editing this damn video for the rest of my life

About Me

weaver of webs.

My Interests

fonts. half truths. white lies. rock.

I'd like to meet:

destroyers of webs.

Music:

fuck. pavement. sebadoh. number one cup. fire show.

Movies:

harold and kumar.

Television:

it has gone, come back, hit the road again, returned, and left.

Books:

with good fonts

Heroes:

people better than me. mike, ben, laura, jerrod, matt, holly

My Blog

NYC

yesterday the whole band spent the day in Brooklyn and Manhattan.much to my chagrin we walked across the williamsburg bridge. then we went to central park and watch the sun set, then we walked for hun...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:40:00 PST

so it begins...

several revelations have been experienced over the past week. most are not of the be-really-excited variety. they kinda suck, but it's time to put on my thinking cap (contrary to popular belief my thi...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:53:00 PST

turkish prison holiday

as far as days go, yesterday was pretty much about as ass as they come.i'm exhausted today just from thinking about everything i need to get done in the next 2 and a half days. luckily i got some pret...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:23:00 PST

emo 101, grunge redux

listen up. i was into emo. yup. that's right. the first time i got drunk at a bar was with the dudes from jimmy eat world... which to this day i've seen live more than any other non-cleveland band. it...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

casual racism and sexism

ok ok before you get your liberal panties in a bunch i don't condone racist speech, hate-speak, or generally just being a douche bag. but the fact that these were korean guys some how makes this sligh...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

inked again and sex on drugs

so i got a new tattoo. no pictures. you gotta see me to see it. it's pretty small, and in keeping with my tattoo motif is simple, yet expressive... or some bullshit like that. went with matt (my ink b...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:27:00 PST

jello. or how i stumbled into fun

so yesterday was looking pretty bleak by time i was leaving work. i hadn't seen elizabeth in a couple of days and she had a bunch of stuff to do so i thought another day eb-less was gonna happen. ben ...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

LET IT BE KNOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL

I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING HATE COUNTRY MUSIC.In fact i'm gonna go home and burn sweetheart of the rodeo, gram parsons, and every other disc that remotely stinks of a "country vibe."...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

reprieve

 ok so here is the deal...steroids are suppose to heal all the swelling, ulcers, and inflammation in my stomach, thus allowing my duodenum to open up and allow food to move out of my stomach and ...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:17:00 PST

Ding dong, the wicked preacher is dead!

JERRY FALWELL DEAD AT 73farbeit from me to rejoice at someone's death... but it's hard not to get a little shit-eating grin while reading the news that falwell finally cashed in. a man who spread such...
Posted by Mood Assassin on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:38:00 PST