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I feel ya, Ophelia

Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral

About Me

Unmotivated. A complete mess. Eat your heart out.

My Interests

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Books. Photography. Nighttime. Telling too-long, overly-elaborate, unfunny jokes. Things that are bizarre and don't quite make sense. Making up hobo names, i.e. Louie the Gout, Lefty No-Shoes, Goiter McGinty

I'd like to meet:

Super heros fighting crime with love and broken fists

Music:

The Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Ben Folds, Bob Dylan, The Shins, Tom Waits, Bowie, Sufjen Stevens, The Shins, The Velvet Underground, Nico, Iron and Wine, Cake, The Arcade Fire, Sneaker Pimps, Expecting Rain, Big Buildings, Trouble Books, My Bloody Valentine, The Dreadful Yawns, The New Lou Reeds, Fruit Bats, New Planet Trampoline, Dabenport, The Volta Sound, Possum/Dixon, MC5, The Animal Collective, M83, Ghostman and Sandman, Harry Nilsson, Jefferson Airplane, Sucide, The Kinks, Lightning Bolt, Joanna Newsom, Andrew Bird, Neutral Milk Hotel, Love, Serge Gainsbourg, The Flaming Lips, Fiona Apple, Bjork, The Microphones, Radiohead, Of Montreal, assorted musical theatre

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Life is Beautiful, The Life Aquatic, Anchorman, Spirited Away, 2001: A Space Oddyssey, The Princess Bride, Secretary, Lost in Translation, Requiem For a Dream, Pi, American Beauty, Ghost World, American Psycho, The Point!, Being John Malkovich, Newsies, The Royal Tenenbaums, Donnie Darko, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Adaptation, Trainspotting, Clerks, Finding Nemo, 12 Angry Men, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Labrynth, The Sandlot, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Love Me If You Dare, Fried Green Tomatoes

Television:

i miss it, dammit.

Books:

The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Road, 1984, In Cold Blood, American Gods, House of Leaves, Perks of Being a Wallflower, the Sandman series, David Boring and Ghost World, The Vagina Monologues, Oleanna, Catch-22, Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Bob Dylan Chronicles, the Harry Potter series, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, Margaret Atwood, A.M. Homes

Heroes:

Yossarian