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Houseguest

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About Me

Houseguest is a famous pop rock band from Akron, Ohio. Houseguest’s live shows have, in the past, turned into debacles, with shirt removal, sing-alongs, and drunken arguments between band members as par for the course. Tales grow with the telling, and now such unruliness is often expected of the band. They are more than willing to comply, but Houseguest is much more than just five badly-behaved college bums.
Houseguest is five old, old friends who have played music together since they were slightly smaller than they are now. Their songwriting is well-honed and their sound is their own. They have seen much of the horror of life, but they would rather instill hope and resolve than coddle despair. Save your grief for the funeral! Houseguest is here for the party.
High Strangeness is the first album by Houseguest on Audio Eagle Records. It was recorded and produced by Patrick Carney of the Black Keys at the Eagle’s Nest in the Spring of 2006. The album’s fourteen tracks range from frenetic pop barn-burners to heartfelt, anthemic ballads.
We think you will find it enjoyable.
Houseguest’s Congratulations
“Staggeringly Beautiful”
“Houseguest is Akron, Ohio’s band du jour.  Deservedly so.  But what adds weight to the hope that they will get over that local hump is their journey so far.  In their five years together they have already lost a close friend, busted up the band and reformed, and grabbed a Northeast Ohio super-group label of sorts for their roster’s pedigree.
“Now, they have overcome the novelty of their live show reputation (where the band and half the audience often seem to end up on stage and in various stages of undress) and released their first full-length release on the Audio Eagle label, founded by old friend and Black Key Patrick Carney.  And while the abandon of their stage presence is something to behold, what they are capable of committing in the studio is staggeringly beautiful, skewed pop. 8 out of 10.”
-Adam Besenyodi, Pop Matters.com
“The Best”
“Houseguest is simply the best pop band in the country.”
-McSweeney’s
“Perfect Pop Rock”
“Remember the recent film You, Me and Dupree? You probably didn't see it, but you recall its premise—Owen Wilson's zany bachelor moves in with newlyweds Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson, and antics ensue. He taught us all something about ourselves, but that Dupree sure overstayed his welcome!
“Akron's Houseguest, on the other hand, is the kind of visitor you can receive into your home without reservations. High Strangeness will quickly become a permanent resident, filling your quarters with music that's relentlessly catchy and smart, tight but jittery, muscle toned but not bulging.
“In addition to wowing you with perfect pop rock, you'll find it making its bed (and yours), taking out the trash and preparing delicious feasts.
“In short, this album offers all the life-changing potential of a visit from Dupree without the full-frontal nudity. Grade: A”
-Chris DeVille, Columbus Alive
“Perfectly Crafted Pop”
“I've caught a lot of things in the past year: a couple colds, an elbow in the ribcage, a run of bad luck with two flat tires in two weeks, my hands in the cookie jar, grief from my mums for not returning all of her phone calls in a timely manner, but none of these things are as catchy as this new CD, High Strangeness, by Houseguest.
“So, how did a modest band of misfits from Akron, OH, manage to make the catchiest guitar pop record my ears have heard in years? Well, it starts with the singing of Ted Mallison, whose crooning make him sound somewhere between Bob Mould and Morrissey. Add in the rhythm section of bassist Gabe Schray and drummer Steve Clements, who adeptly steer the band through endless twists and turns. Finally it's topped off by the double guitar acrobatics of Dave Rich and David Whited, and you have Houseguest's recipe for perfectly crafted pop. 8 out of 10.”
-Bill Lipold, I Rock Cleveland
“Lush and Well-Crafted”
“In its first release on a major record label, Houseguest proves that it is here to stay. Released on Audio Eagle Records, High Strangeness is a refreshing album full of head boppers and catchy tunes. Houseguest, five Akronites who have been staple members of many local outfits for several years, manages to come together and craft something classic.
“…a lush and well-crafted album.”
-Curt Brown, the Buchtelite
“Understated Intelligence”
“There’s a fine line between sounding intelligent and sounding grating, particularly when lyrics are involved, but Houseguest soft-peddle the jokes and, what’s perhaps more important, the irony. The most obvious precedent is Kurt Wagner’s work in Lambchop – all bemusement and understated intelligence.”
-Tom Zimpleman, Dusted Magazine
“Immediate, Exciting, and Catchy”
“In an age where most bands are practically dripping with self-importance, Houseguest’s lighthearted attitude is a welcome relief. It also helps that the band’s music is so Goddamn immediate, exciting, and catchy that it wouldn’t even matter if they didn’t have a sense of humor.”
-Daniel Kirschenbaum, U Weekly
“An Off-Kilter Grace”
“Houseguest’s pop shuffles and sashays with an off-kilter grace, like a defiant drunk finding his way home. Guitars shamble and rumble with repressed power, rising in hooky swells that call to mind Guided by Voices, Beat Happening, and the Feelies.”
-Chris Parker, Cleveland Scene
“Smart, Fun Music”
“Houseguest is a bunch of smart guys making smart, fun music.”
-Malcolm X. Abram, the Akron Beacon Journal
“Worthy of a Second Glance”
“Houseguest may have already been touted on this here site (I'm not completely sure) but regardless, their jittery, bookworm, brand of pop is worthy of a second glance. Who knew the Rubber City was capable of spawning an infectious hybrid of the Feelies, XTC, David Bowie, Orange Juice and the Wedding Present? Anglophiles unite, for this is simply the finest British band that's from no where near Britain.”
-the Cyclotron

My Interests

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Member Since: 7/23/2004
Band Website: audioeaglerecords.com
Band Members: A Teddy, a Gabey, a Davey, a Stevey, and another Davey! They like to "Chow Up" on "Sandwiches" and drink "Purpsi," which is a new kind of Pepsi, and it is basically Purple Pepsi! Thanks!
"Chow Up," "Sandwiches," and "Purpsi" are trademarks of Houseguest Foods, Inc., a divison of Consolidated Houseguest Companies.
Influences: Alan Parsons Project, Alize, Bad Religion, Beat Happening, the Beatles, Frank Black, William Blake, William Bragg, Buzzcocks, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Devo, Dire Straits, Electrical Light Orchestra, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The Feelies, Fleetwood Mac, Peter Gabriel, Galaxie 500, Genesis, Guided By Voices, Hall and Oates, Richard Hell, Paris Hilton, Houseguest, Led Zeppelin, Magnetic Fields, the Minutemen, Claude Monet, the Moody Blues, Pavement, Thomas Petty, the Police, Queen, Jonathan Richman, Rush, the Shins, Shudder to Think, Silver Jews, the Smiths, Steely Dan, Superchunk, Matthew Sweet, Talking Heads, Television, Alfred Tennyson, Thin Lizzy, William Wordsworth, XTC, Yes, Neil Young, Warren Zevon, etc etc
Sounds Like: Would you like to buy Houseguest's new album, High Strangeness? You can do that HERE !
It is critically-acclaimed, I think!
Record Label: Audio Eagle
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Houseguest on BET's Comicview

(author's note: I have altered three names. Natural Finish is now Doc. Red Guitar is now Dee Dub. Bass Guitar is now called Gabby. This is how it is)So, and you know it! Houseguest was invited back to...
Posted by Houseguest on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

Houseguest Wiki Posted

A Houseguest Wikipedia page has been written and is now up at en.wikipedia.org. It is a thrilling read! Simply search for "houseguest (band)" and you will find it. If you just search for "houseguest,"...
Posted by Houseguest on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

Awesome Real Live Bandz on Tour!

Hey, keedz! You like fucking real 100% no-bullshit PUNK ROCK?? I know you do, moron! Get the fuck over here!My name is Tre and my company, Rock Party Concerts, has a bunch of really awesome, hot new b...
Posted by Houseguest on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

Houseguest Invents Viral Video!

So Houseguest was totally board one night.  I mean, they had just gotten done having a really intense three-way phone conference between them, Audio Eagle HQ, and Arby's.  You see, Arby's re...
Posted by Houseguest on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:36:00 PST

Houseguest nominated for Free Times award! You must vote now!

Vote for Houseguest as Number 1 Best Underground Indian Band! We are more deserving than any of the Commie bands that got nominated, like:Bears (RUSSIAN Bears?)Plasma for Guns (Trade your plasma for y...
Posted by Houseguest on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:55:00 PST

popmatters.com review

You have a Houseguest in your town right now.  Every town has a Houseguest.  A band with a reputation built on its live show antics.  Too often, however, those bands achieve local accla...
Posted by Houseguest on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

A Houseguest Thanksgiving

And so it was the last Thursday in November.  Houseguest had been practicing their instruments all the day, until all their fingers and necks were sore.  Houseguest has a tendency to take pr...
Posted by Houseguest on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

Houseguest's Hallowe'en

So, it was, and by was, it is, four of members of famous band Houseguest attending the party of the week at their friends' house! A Hallowe'en Party! Oh, things were getting axiting, you bet! They all...
Posted by Houseguest on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST

Soundscan Report!

Houseguest has now officially sold at least 100 copies of their new record, "High Strangeness!" Let's see where that puts them in the Soundscan rankings:1,000,000 = Platinum500,000 = Gold250,000 = Sil...
Posted by Houseguest on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST

Houseguest's Homunculus

So, it was famous band Houseguest fucking around, jus' doin' their thang! You know how it is! Ha ha! They were sitting around in their totally retro, swingin' bachelor pad! Natural Finish was putting ...
Posted by Houseguest on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST