General Mikhail Kalashnikov

About Me

i was a soviet tank commander and invented the ak-47 rifle during world war 2. later on i invented the rpk74 squadron rifle. twice i was awarded the title "hero of socialist labor" and my career reach it's height when i was promoted to lieutenant-general in the red army. in 1998 i was awarded the an order of saint andrew the protoclet. i don't know what a "protoclet" is, though. the medal was shiny and i liked it.

My Interests

vodka, world domination, vodka, communism, vodka, hot gay sex with boys, oh yah and vodka like my own:

I'd like to meet:

i want to drown that cossak putin in his own urine. he has ruined russia. the people will revolt and mother russia will domainate europe. nato? bah, a bunch of wussies. oh and i want to meet j.lo and britney spears.

i'd really like to meet j.lo and britney spears.

Music:

tchaiovsky, rachmaninoff, stravinsky, tATu

Movies:

battleship potemkin, hunt for red october (even though we lose), wargames (shows how stupid you americans are, letting a teenager freak out the "all powerful" wopr), dude where's my car?

Television:

hello kitty, the smurfs, beavis and butthead, queer as folk, and the a-team. i love it when a plan comes together!

Books:

the works of marx and lenin. stalin was an idiot.

My Blog

my own brand of vodka

that's right comrades, now you can buy my own brand of vodka. it's tasty and guaranteed to get you sex. click here...
Posted by General Mikhail Kalashnikov on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST