Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise

About Me

here's my blog , read it sometime. if you have a fast connection check out my photoblog . if you want to e-mail me directly, just go for it . i don't bite that hard.

My Interests

Pimped Rides, ashtrays, gem sweaters, Buick LeSabres, tranny hookers, and signs in Engrish.

I'd like to meet:

If you wanna add me as a friend, you must answer this question: if you could describe yourself as a breakfast cereal, what would it be and why?
"What I am seeking is not the real and not the unreal but rather the unconscious, the mystery of the instinctive in the human race." - Amedeo Modigliani
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Music:

Leslie and the Ly's, Polkas, and Black music.

Movies:

UHF, Breakin' 2 - Electric Boogaloo, Hot Desert Knights and Treasure Island Media releases, especially those with Dawson.

Television:

QVC, Sit and Be Fit.

Books:

Jet, Essence, People Weeklywait...books......

Heroes:

Anyone who is an utter freak, knows they're a freak, yet embraces and celebrates their freakiness. If that's you, come over here and sit next to me.

My Blog

stop touching my food.

you see, i have this blog thingie going on blogger.com, and i've actually had it since 2001, way before myspace or friendster. my counters are all screwy, each giving me a different number. i ga...
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one of these survey things.

Name:ChadBirthdate:September 22, 1970Birthplace:Euclid, Ohio (Cleveland)Current Location:San Francisco, CA (North Beach)Eye Color:GreenHair Color:Dark BlondHeight:6'2"Weight:180Piercings:NoneTatoos:On...
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my surreal night

untitled, 2004 -- by chad In this post, names have been changed to protect the...well, innocent wouldn't quite be the right word, but it'll all make sense in a bit. Let me share yet another abso...
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no more myspace blogs.

i'm not going to post any more blogs here. i hate this interface, and it's annoying as hell. plus, i'm slowly phasing myspace out of my life. i waste way too much time here and it often leaves me feel...
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why i love craigslist.

i have some packets of instant oatmeal i don't want, so why not try giving them away on craigslist? i grabbed my camera, took some pictures, uploaded them, and there you are. we'll see if it works....
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another esteem boost.

yesterday, i was walking down castro street on my way to get my hair cut. i wasn't feeling very cute...in fact, i was feeling hot, sweaty, and sticky, not to mention i was having a horrible hair...
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mark

thanks for the encouraging ray of sunshine that cut through the crusty fog. you rock. and i'm sending one right back atcha. keep your window open. ...
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i got cruised.

my friend michael and i were walking down columbus avenue this afternoon on our way back to the laundromat. as i stood there waiting for the light to change so i could cross, two guys walked past us.....
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the loogie.

the scene: tuesday morning, october 5, around 11:30 am. i had just finished doing some work, and my friend chris a. called me and asked if i'd like to join him for lunch. he picked me up around quarte...
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the transformation continues.

today i saw my friend james, the boyfriend of my friend chris (the attorney) at chris's house. he stepped back, looked me up and down, and said, "chad, take your shirt off." "huh?" "take it off." "oka...
Posted by Chadiqua Dijonnaise Flo'naise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST