Joseph Stalin - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello my name is Joey, i am ex-dictator of the People's Soviet Republic. i enjoy long walks in snow with a 5th of Popov Vodka, im really only looking for a lady with big babooshkas thAT i can talk dirty too. but other than that i just spend most of time in my underground layer playing x-box, . oh and I like roughness on my baboomska, so dont be a afraid joey likes handcuffs *growwwl*

My Interests

rich girls, 90210 moscow, popov vodka, nuclear warfare, iron curtains because cloth curtains just fall down so easy. kinky sex, toys, marijauna, TeJava, Taking over eastern europe, telling the peasants to shine my shoes, but not really my shoes the statue that is of me, yes his shoes

I'd like to meet:

the man who created freeze dried soup .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

The Dixie Chix, Depeche mode, the scorpians, tim mcgraw, garth brookes, KC and the sunshine band, barry manilowe, the bay city rollers, devo

Movies:

mean girls, party monster, blow, brokeback mountain, any jack nicholson movies

Television:

USSR TV

Heroes:

Jack Lelaine

My Blog

One thing about being a retired dictator

the only wemon you can get all look like polar bears, and they all smell like one too. at least here in moscow, and all the rest all the beautiful ones sit on their labtops in the only starbucks we ha...
Posted by Joseph Stalin on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:28:00 PST