Hello, and Good Day, my name is Kim Jong Il, I am the leader of North Korea and I am shaping my son Kim Jong-nam to be my succesor. I have a fear of flying, so I will travel only by private train. Because of my abnormal height of 5'3, I sometimes wear platforms to make myself a few inches taller.
[Marital Status] Divorced
[Shoe size] 6
[Parents still together] Deceased
[Siblings] 0
[Pets] bunny
FAVORITES
[Color] green, like uniforms
[Number] 25
[Animal] dragon
[Drinks] dac-sai brand vodka
[Soda] mr pop
[Book] communism for dummys
[Flower] iris
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Twirl your hair?] yes
[Have tattoos?] word ;-)
[Have Piercings?] no
[Cheat on tests/homework?] in my day, people were hung for such acts
[Drink/Smoke?] yes yes
[Like roller coasters?] no
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] of course not
[Want more piercings?] i have no peircings to begin with
[Like cleaning?] i have maids
[Write in cursive or print?] korean
[Own a web cam?] mhmm
[Know how to drive?] no
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes
[Considered a life of crime?] i live one
[Considered being a hooker?] yes
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes
[Been in lust?] no
[Used someone] the people of n. korea
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] no
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] ohhh yeah
[Stolen anything?] no
[Held a gun] obviously
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] feety pajamas
[Current mood] aroused
[Current taste] duck sauce
[What you currently smell like] b.o.
[Current hair] messy
[Current thing I ought to be doing] rulling north korea
[Current cd in stereo] tommy
[Last book you read] communism for dummys
[Last movie you saw] dances with wolves
[Last thing you ate] egg foo yung w/ duck sauce
[Last person you talked to on the phone] chinese dictator
[Do drugs?] i did not inhale (just like bill)
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yes
Remember your first love?] no
[Still love him/her?] no
[Read the newspaper?] yes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] NO
[Believe in miracles?] no
[Do well in school?] im not in school
[Wear hats] yes
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] yes, being the best leader possible
[Collect anything?] star wars novelty items
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] eh
[Care about looks] no
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Shou Yi Yung
[First kiss] Sai Chin
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no
[Do you believe in "the one?"] no
[Are you a tease?] yes
[Too shy to make the first move?] no
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] you may say
[Bitch/Asshole] yes yes
[sarcastic] no
[Angel] no
[Devil] yes
[Shy] no
[Talkative] no
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